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Hey - I've got that one!
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[img]Moonholder[/img]

Hey - I've got that one!
(... Why do you find it amusing?)


I just typed in moongoddess in the google bar to see what I would get.

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What happened to this?:

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Ah, the old red cross in a box piccie? I figured it wasn't as funny as this:

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Why did it go all red crossy?

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Why did it go all red crossy?

Dunno. Maybe Eddies in the Space Time Continuum again.

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I love the way the pile of poo is nice and steamy so we all know how new it is:

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My guess would be that hilarious-pictures.com doesn't allow linkage.

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works fine here. I can see them and they are very amusing.

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Emily wrote:
I love the way the pile of poo is nice and steamy so we all know how new it is:

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Yay! Norwich City! Norwich City! :mrgreen:

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No fouling. no wonder they got relegated.

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Bloody rules!
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No ice cream?!?!?!? What is wrong with those people?

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that's nasty, that is.

this one is stupid,

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I don't get it, Ken :sad:

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I want one of those!!

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Looks like the hog pod.

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Erm.... not enough said. You can't see the pic.

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that one's cool, Veet.

but here, it's Captain Underpants! :lol:

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