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Alpha Shnail
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Hi you hoopy Froods!
I've been lurking this forum for many months now (shy, shy me, so impressed by your wit), but "mon sang n'a fait qu'un tour" when I saw that noone seemed to be french here. ("French" topic on the Douglas forum).
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Bienvenue as well! I am from Louisiana, so I have a little bit of French Cajun in my blood line.

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Where can I upload pictures to display them in my posts? Is there a commonly used website I should access?

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happo_no_giri wrote:
Bienvenue as well! I am from Louisiana, so I have a little bit of French Cajun in my blood line.

So, have a wonderful meat pastry:

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My ancestors were mostly French-Canadian, and some actually Acadian, so there's the
remote possibility we could be distant relatives, hap.

Anyway, it's good to see a growing French contingent. A few more and we can have
a half-assed re-enactment of the Battle of Hastings with our British pals.

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Thanks, you all!
Where can I upload pictures to display them in my posts? Is there a commonly used website I should access?

FlickR,ImageShack and Photobucket all offer free image hosting. All three of them have someone here using them so if you'd have any specific questions there would be someone available to try to help sort things out. I'm a FlickR girl myself.

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Bonjour. Mon Francais est trés mal, mais je tu donne un Burt.

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Bonjour. Mon Francais est trés mal, mais je tu donne un Burt.

You weren't kiddin', were ya ... even I know that's bad.

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Welcome Alpha Shnail!....I'm French-Canadian/Acadian, living in an Acadian part of Canada......woohoo...the French contigency is growing!!
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Ah AH! Success! (I've been trying for the last hour!)
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(I think they might be up to something...)

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salut! en fait il y a au moins un francais ici (de temps en temps): nicolas botti, webmaster du site excellent www.h2g2movie.com
de toute facon, amuse-toi bien ici, c´est un endroit très sympa!

and have a little quote from terry pratchett, complete with a pun on a french word:

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"Vimes, I wonder if your forensic genius could help me with a little conundrum we found this morning." The Patrician stood up and headed for the stairs.
"Yes, sir? What is it?" said Vimes, following him down.
"It's in the Rats Chamber, Vimes."
"Really, sir?"
Vetinari pushed open the double doors. "Voila," he said.
"That's some kind of musical instrument, isn't it, sir?"
"No, Commander, the word means 'What is that in the table?'" the Patrician said sharply.
"That's an axe," said Vimes.
"Astonishing," said Lord Vetinari. "And you've barely had time to study it. Why is it there?"

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Nellodee: Aaargh! I don't get it! But thanks anyway.

Stejacorca: ....... What kind of a barbarian do you think I am?
Snails are better still alive, with just a drop of lemon, like oysters.
And salt, to make them ooze.

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Alpha Shnail wrote:
Nellodee: Aaargh! I don't get it! But thanks anyway.

Stejacorca: ....... What kind of a barbarian do you think I am?
Snails are better still alive, with just a drop of lemon, like oysters.
And salt, to make them ooze.


Hello, and....ewwwwwww.

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Nellodee: Aaargh! I don't get it! But thanks anyway.


well ... "voilà!" (here it is) intentionally misunderstood as "viola" (really a musical instrument).

... it was funny, damnit!
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at least i thought it was ...

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Nellodee: Aaargh! I don't get it! But thanks anyway.


well ... "voilà!" (here it is) intentionally misunderstood as "viola" (really a musical instrument).

... it was funny, damnit!
:lol:

at least i thought it was ...


Yeah I never could read a Pratchett book I bought one but couldn't get past the first three pages.
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Nellodee: Aaargh! I don't get it! But thanks anyway.


well ... "voilà!" (here it is) intentionally misunderstood as "viola" (really a musical instrument).

... it was funny, damnit!
:lol:

at least i thought it was ...


Yeah I never could read a Pratchett book I bought one but couldn't get past the first three pages.


unbelievable.
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What Emily said...and Welcome..again!

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"voilà!" (here it is) intentionally misunderstood as "viola" (really a musical instrument).


I got that. It was funny! I just didn't get the axe one.

Emily and Fenchurch: Thanks. I ewwwwwed myself writing it.

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"voilà!" (here it is) intentionally misunderstood as "viola" (really a musical instrument).


I got that. It was funny! I just didn't get the axe one.


well alright. you need some context for that. oh, just read the zarkin´ book! (it´s "jingo", i think)
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Oh, I can't belive my luck! I don't have to Google a welcome-pic for You, because none of us has given You a... large space yet!





































































































































Use it very wisely.

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die, waux.


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That was not a really nice thing to say, m'dear Nellodee.

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That was not a really nice thing to say, m'dear Nellodee.


well alright. live, then. in your terribly big empty space ... :happy:

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If I hadn't done that, somebody else would have done it!

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If I hadn't done that, somebody else would have done it!


oh-ho, that´s the same as saying "i´m just doing my job!" dangerous attitude, that.

i´m kidding, of course.
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I suspect You are just doing Your job...?

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i´m never "just doing my job". i´m always secretly working for the resistance.
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Resistance is useless!

(Sorry. It had to be done.)

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Resistance is useless!

(Sorry. It had to be done.)

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OK...quick alternative cos Emily stole my next line! :wink:

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Emily and Fenchurch: Thanks. I ewwwwwed myself writing it.


Is that the same thing as ahemming yourself???

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Ahemming yourself is a lot more fun than ewwwwing yourself. A LOT.

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Emily and Fenchurch: Thanks. I ewwwwwed myself writing it.


Is that the same thing as ahemming yourself???

I think it's a consequence of ahemming, yes. :mrgreen:

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