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Cowworm
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One, two... Is this thing on?
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Hi.
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Whew, thank God that's over with! I'm new here ("We can figure THAT out, you idiot!"). Greetings to you all. Nice place you've got yourselves here. A little too big and scary (did all those people REALLY post 3141 posts? That's insane! (nothing personal)), but nice. Hope I'll manage to fit in. After all, we are all of the same sort, are we not?

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A little too big and scary (did all those people REALLY post 3141 posts? That's insane! (nothing personal)),



Erm..no, not really...those are just the figures of your ongrowing imagination, it would pass, trust me.... :wink:


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Hi everyone. I just felt like bouncing this thread back to the top because I fell I'm not getting enough attention.

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Oh look! There's Cowworm! *Points excitedly*

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Oh look! There's Cowworm! *Points excitedly*


my gosh, you are right! that´s the lil´ lazy bugger who refuses to read posts twice, right? oooh, we´ll get him yet! move over, i can´t see ...
no seriously: this place is neither big nor scary. i think. i´ve just registered with outpost gallifrey, and man, that´s BIG and SCARY!

over here it´s very cozy and friendly. love the decorating, too. and you seem to manage quite well ...
so have a belated, but nevertheless hearty WELCOME!!!

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lil' lazy bugger!? Just you wait, I'll come up with such an ingenious comeback that you'll be staring at the screen with tear-filled eyes for a whole hour!

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lil' lazy bugger!? Just you wait, I'll come up with such an ingenious comeback that you'll be staring at the screen with tear-filled eyes for a whole hour!


well, i´m not crying just yet ... :lol:
but i won´t log in again until monday, so you have the whole week-end!
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Oh yeah? Well, I only get to log on about every other week.

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Oh yeah? Well, I only get to log on about every other week.


well, you know ... once you discover the pleasures of a dsl flatrate ... :wink:

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well, you know ... once you discover the pleasures of a dsl flatrate ... :wink:


Huh? What is it? Is it something nasty?

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well, you know ... once you discover the pleasures of a dsl flatrate ... :wink:


Huh? What is it? Is it something nasty?

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Stop it already. I think I need a cold shower.

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Uh, how about answering my question?

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What is the question?

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What is the question?


That is the question?

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well, you know ... once you discover the pleasures of a dsl flatrate ... :wink:


Huh? What is it? Is it something nasty?


THAT is my question.

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well, you know ... once you discover the pleasures of a dsl flatrate ... :wink:


Huh? What is it? Is it something nasty?


THAT is my question.


So what's the answer?





















Although I suspect it's going to be 42...

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What do you get when you multiply 6 by 9??

Oh wait...

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PLEASE just answer my question already, and don't change the subject!

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What was the question?

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well, you know ... once you discover the pleasures of a dsl flatrate ... :wink:


Huh? What is it? Is it something nasty?


THAT is my question.

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So, your answer to my question, "What was the question?" is the question, "Is DSL flatrate something nasty?", is it?

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Nothing nasty, it's highspeed internet access without time or traffic limit. Glad to be of service.

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That's it!? I've been going crazy over it for weeks, and then you come and... Whatever. I'll live. Thanks for the help. It's nice to see that SOMEONE cares to answer my questions.

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BOING!!!

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Happy to see yourself??

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