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Johnny Cochran, the bastard that got OJ Simpson sprung from his murder charges, has begun his stay at Club Hell.

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This has been another random act of nonsense.

I almost waved my towel, but decided not to....

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WWJD... for a Klondike bar?

Now who's gonna defend me when I finally decide to kill all those people I've been meaning to?

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I do radio commercials for...products.

Well... You can always blame the Devil...

Wow I had no idea he had kicked the bucket. Kooky.

Nah, I think I've used that one up already.

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I do radio commercials for...products.

Hope he packed his gloves, too.

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That, combined with that the old cases has been allowed as evidence means that Michael Jackson in going to jail. Good times ahead.

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Speaking of which, how do ya think that'll work out? I don't think he'll go. I haven't a clue on whether or not he did it, but they don't have much evidence that he did, mostly just stuff related to porn, and the word of some kids with a money-grubbing mother.

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They now have proof, victims and witnesses going back more than ten years.

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I think this fits into the wonderful world of and. Michael Jackson is a pedophile and the mom is an opportunistic money grubbing wassit.

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It's very rather icky.

I have a 19 month old son, and ugh. it's just icky.

BTW, I was also surprised that ol' Johnny has gone... especially since the news article implied that he had been wasting away for some time.

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I don't care what anyone says. I'm going straight down to Hell, whether I want to or not. I bet there's pool tables in Hell. What makes you think they'll be in Heaven?

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'Cause Heaven is supposed to be a nice place.

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Exactly. And pool is supposed to be the game of devils and fools.

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*ahem*

Blackadder has this to say about hell:

Edmund: Well, well, let's take Hell: You know, Hell isn't as bad as it's
cracked up to be.
Graveney: What?
Edmund: No, no, no, no. No; you see, the thing about Heaven, is
that Heaven is for people who like the sort of things that go
on in Heaven, like, uh, well, singing, talking to God, watering pot
plants.
Graveney: Ew...
Edmund: Whereas Hell, on the other hand, is for people who like the other
sorts of things: adultery, pillage, torture -- those areas.
Graveney: Really?
Edmund: Mm! Give your lands to the crown, and once you're dead, you'll
have the time of your life!
Graveney: Adultery? Pillage? Through all eternity?
Edmund: Yep!
William: (???) large sticks against your tender portions!
(Percy beats William over the head with a large Bible; Baldrick kicks him and
beats him with the crucifix.)
King: (handing over a quill) Lord Graveney, your decision...
Graveney: Very well. (signs) I leave my lands to the crown, and my soul in
the hands of the Lord. May He treat me like the piece of refuse
that I am (rubs his hands together, grinning) and send me to Hell.
(???)
King: Amen.
Edmund: Amen. You're a very lucky man! I wish I could be coming with you, but
you know, being the Archbishop...
Graveney: I'm so sorry.
Edmund: Oh no, that's alright.
Graveney: (sits up, points) Aaahhh! (dies)
(Edmund and King laugh and approach each other)

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Robin: Gee, Batman. Belgravia's such a small country. We'd beat them in a few hours.

Batman: Yes, and then we'd have to support them for years.

We're all going to hell since there's more than one religion that declares that you'll go to hell if you believe something else.
Remember the famous thermodynamics exam about hell? A classic tale not to be missed ...

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Ha! I know that story, my chemistry teacher has one like that posted on his wall...anyway, here is one of the endings that i know:


If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my freshman year that, "it will be a cold day in hell before i sleep with you", and take into account the fact that i slept with her last night, then hell must be exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since hell has forzen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct, leaving only heaven thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting, "Oh my God."

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