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My dearest dog Scrappy, who was two years old, had to be put to sleep this week, to end his suffering from the effects of a tumor in his spinal cord.

I requested for the vets to arrange an individual cremation for him, in order that I may have his ashes returned to me.
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What a fascinating fixation you have with cremation.

Do you set fire to buildings as well?

Dr. S.

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Imagine a ball of iron, the size of the sun. And once a year a tiny sparrow brushes its surface with the tip of its wing. And when that ball of iron, the size of the sun, is worn away to nothing, your punishment will barely have begun.

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My previous dog suffered a spinal cord tumor as well.

Spam is starting to hit close to home, or just a random coincidence? Next thing I know they'll be commenting on physical attributes and ways to enlarge them.

To borrow from Monty Python's Flying Circus, he gets stuffed in the flames, crackle, crackle, crackle, which is a bit of a shock if he's not quite dead. But quick. And then you get a box of ashes, which you can pretend are his.

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This has been another random act of nonsense.

Give the little guy one last chance of being a dog by pouring petrol all over him and setting light to each end so he goes woof woof.

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Her mouth opened, her eyes patients, the variety of age and constitution as a pullets egg, with some gobbits of fat, and the heavy sand.

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