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I just uploaded the first promo for my upcoming web series Monsters Anonymous.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzS57DFZ5fE[/youtube]

Starring: Josh Spurgin (A Magician Named Gosh) as Seth, Joe Heath (me) as Bob, Vincent E.L. (fleppoII) as Nicodemus (Nick), and Brad Heath (Gaylord 'Ra' Fondue) as Death.

Written by Joe Heath and Vincent E.L.

Directed by Joe Heath.

Let me know whatcha think!

And there'll be a few more promos and hopefully the episodes will follow shortly thereafter. Hopefully.

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The truth ain't like puppies. A bunch of 'em running around, you pick your favorite.

There's nothing funny about a plastic vagina.

The Epic Project. It happened. Way too late.

Well I for one can't wait.

So hurry up.

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Her mouth opened, her eyes patients, the variety of age and constitution as a pullets egg, with some gobbits of fat, and the heavy sand.

(... don't piss us off)

Will do.

And by the way, please watch in high quality, everybody!

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The truth ain't like puppies. A bunch of 'em running around, you pick your favorite.

There's nothing funny about a plastic vagina.

The Epic Project. It happened. Way too late.

Gosh Darnit Joe that is a cool logo!. Also everything else seems neat as well also. Go more quicklier! I can't wait to record my bits for it.

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"Sir, please restrain your grandmother or I'll be forced to dump expensive champagne on her head and charge you for it."

"You're the rudest waiter I've EVER MET!"

"Thank you! Would you putting that in writing? I'm trying to win the Maitre D Society's Annual Prize."

http://www.donteatanybugs.com

I'm not sure the world is ready to see you 'bits' thank you very much!

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love is a wet spot on the mattress of my life! Tracy Lundgren

after our performance a bunch of little kids were in awe of the size of my bassoon. Appogg

Love it!

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WWJD... for a Klondike bar?

For those who don't know... which is pretty much all of you... Ray made the Monsters Anonymous logo and will be playing the voice of a character named Gary. He has a small cameo in episode one. And becomes a semi-regular character by episode two.

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The truth ain't like puppies. A bunch of 'em running around, you pick your favorite.

There's nothing funny about a plastic vagina.

The Epic Project. It happened. Way too late.

The world will be ready when I SAY it's ready. Also, if I had meant the double entendre you're implying, i would have specifically said 'naughty bits' -- I'm no prude.

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"Sir, please restrain your grandmother or I'll be forced to dump expensive champagne on her head and charge you for it."

"You're the rudest waiter I've EVER MET!"

"Thank you! Would you putting that in writing? I'm trying to win the Maitre D Society's Annual Prize."

http://www.donteatanybugs.com

semi regular! that's my favorite kind of regular! all the fun, nunna the responsibility. How much am I getting paid? Oh wait, if I make you pay me for your projects, then I'll have to start paying your for my projects.

never mind!

My trailer needs to be filled with orange m&m's only. No furniture or anything, just emmy-ems.

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"Sir, please restrain your grandmother or I'll be forced to dump expensive champagne on her head and charge you for it."

"You're the rudest waiter I've EVER MET!"

"Thank you! Would you putting that in writing? I'm trying to win the Maitre D Society's Annual Prize."

http://www.donteatanybugs.com

Death's not scary enough. Can you make him speak in capital letters? PLEASE? And you have some dirt on your chin...

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Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.
(Douglas Adams, "Last Chance to See")

Death does speak in capital letters. Just in a smaller sized font.

And that's not dirt. It's an alien symbiote. And a friend.

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The truth ain't like puppies. A bunch of 'em running around, you pick your favorite.

There's nothing funny about a plastic vagina.

The Epic Project. It happened. Way too late.

New Promo! Ladies Man.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPCrYjJnFJ0&fmt=18[/youtube]

Promo Written by Josh Spurgin and Joe Heath.
Show Written by Joe Heath and Vincent E. L.
Starring: Josh Spurgin as Seth, Joe Heath as Bob, and Vincent E. L. as Nick
Cameraman: Brad Heath
Music: Vincent E. L.
Theme Song: Joe Heath and Brad Heath
Choreography: Josh Spurgin
Directed by Joe Heath

Let me know what you think!

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The truth ain't like puppies. A bunch of 'em running around, you pick your favorite.

There's nothing funny about a plastic vagina.

The Epic Project. It happened. Way too late.

Looks great Joe!

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Shoes. - Doctor #3

I'm going to start doing the teddy bear dance every time I'm out in public.

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(... don't piss us off)

Glad you liked it, Happo!

And can you do the Jim Face while doing the Teddy Bear Dance, MG?

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The truth ain't like puppies. A bunch of 'em running around, you pick your favorite.

There's nothing funny about a plastic vagina.

The Epic Project. It happened. Way too late.

I love teddy bear!
He should be on the show.

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WWJD... for a Klondike bar?

SEMI-SPOILER ALERT!
I can guarantee that Teddy Bear makes an appearance in Episode One. And not only that, but ANOTHER Teddy Bear makes an appearance...

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The truth ain't like puppies. A bunch of 'em running around, you pick your favorite.

There's nothing funny about a plastic vagina.

The Epic Project. It happened. Way too late.

I'M MORE OF A FUN LOVING WACKY NEIGHBOR KIND OF DEATH.

HEY, THIS IS KIND OF HURTING MY THROAT, BUT ANYTHING FOR A FAN!

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My son dresses me funny and takes pictures.

Promo #3! The Scariest Thing!
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8glqJJBdA7c[/youtube]

Written by Joe Heath and Vincent E. L.
http://www.MintyPineapple.com (Minty Pineapple Entertainments)
http://www.Swenglish.nu (Tasteful Tuna)
Starring: Josh Spurgin as Seth, Joe Heath as Bob, Vincent E. L. as Nick, and Brad Heath as Death
Cameraman: Brad Heath and Mr. Tripod.
Theme Song: Joe Heath and Brad Heath
Directed by Joe Heath.

If you've seen everything referenced in this video, you win the Monsters Anonymous Prize of Something To Be Determined Later Or Probably Forgotten About!

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The truth ain't like puppies. A bunch of 'em running around, you pick your favorite.

There's nothing funny about a plastic vagina.

The Epic Project. It happened. Way too late.

Oook.

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Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.
(Douglas Adams, "Last Chance to See")

Thanks. It gets hot in this cloak!

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My son dresses me funny and takes pictures.

New Promo! Vampire Love! Please watch in HQ!
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnS5aIIBuA8[/youtube]

In which the rich tradition of great vampiric romance is paid tribute to and brought to a whole new level.
Monsters Anonymous: A New Web Series from Minty Pineapple and Tasteful Tuna.
Written by Joe Heath and Vincent E.L.
http://www.MintyPineapple.com (Minty Pineapple Entertainments)
http://www.Swenglish.nu (Tasteful Tuna)
Starring: Josh Spurgin as Seth, Joe Heath as Bob, and Vincent E. L. as Nick.
Cameraman: Brad Heath.
Promo Written and Directed by Joe Heath.

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The truth ain't like puppies. A bunch of 'em running around, you pick your favorite.

There's nothing funny about a plastic vagina.

The Epic Project. It happened. Way too late.

Man, this is turning into some pretty funny stuff, Joe.

Great fun!

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I have turned a new leaf: everyday from here-on-out I shall make it a point to do some random act of bravery and then run like hell
http://steampunk.ning.com/profile/VonDarkfaulker

Thanks! Glad you like it!

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The truth ain't like puppies. A bunch of 'em running around, you pick your favorite.

There's nothing funny about a plastic vagina.

The Epic Project. It happened. Way too late.

Share it with the one you love? But my hand has no eyes!

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Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.
(Douglas Adams, "Last Chance to See")

We're going to be releasing a braille version of Monsters Anonymous for you wankers out there.

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The truth ain't like puppies. A bunch of 'em running around, you pick your favorite.

There's nothing funny about a plastic vagina.

The Epic Project. It happened. Way too late.

I've got to hand it to you Joe.

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Her mouth opened, her eyes patients, the variety of age and constitution as a pullets egg, with some gobbits of fat, and the heavy sand.

(... don't piss us off)

I aim to please.

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The truth ain't like puppies. A bunch of 'em running around, you pick your favorite.

There's nothing funny about a plastic vagina.

The Epic Project. It happened. Way too late.

*hands Joe some Kleenexes*

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WWJD... for a Klondike bar?

New promo! Twilight! Please watch in HQ!
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTkdMLBFvMU[/youtube]

In which the gang discusses Stephenie Meyer's classic novel Twilight.
Monsters Anonymous: A New Web Series from Minty Pineapple and Tasteful Tuna.
http://www.MintyPineapple.com (Minty Pineapple Entertainments)
http://www.Swenglish.nu (Tasteful Tuna)
Starring: Josh Spurgin as Seth, Joe Heath as Bob, and Vincent E. L. as Nick.
Cameraman: Brad Heath.
Written by Joe Heath and Vincent E.L.
Directed by Joe Heath.

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The truth ain't like puppies. A bunch of 'em running around, you pick your favorite.

There's nothing funny about a plastic vagina.

The Epic Project. It happened. Way too late.

This is looking very, VERY good Joe and Co.

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Her mouth opened, her eyes patients, the variety of age and constitution as a pullets egg, with some gobbits of fat, and the heavy sand.

(... don't piss us off)

Thanks, Scratch and Lemur on Head!

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The truth ain't like puppies. A bunch of 'em running around, you pick your favorite.

There's nothing funny about a plastic vagina.

The Epic Project. It happened. Way too late.

New promo! The Remarkable Adventures of an Invisible Man! PLEASE WATCH IN HQ!
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGMnK1Sa3GY[/youtube]

In which something remarkable happens involving an invisible man.
A new web series from Minty Pineapple and Tasteful Tuna.
http://www.MintyPineapple.com (Minty Pineapple Entertainments)
http://www.Swenglish.nu (Tasteful Tuna)
Starring: Vincent E.L. as Nick and the Opening Announcer, Josh Spurgin as Seth, Joe Heath as Bob/Doctor/Announcers, Toni as Jenny, Jez as Jessica, and Brad Heath as Antonio with Samuel McCulloch, Daniel McCulloch, Lizzie McCulloch, and Rachel Erin Scott as the Commercial Kids.
Written by Joe Heath and Vincent E.L.
Directed by Joe Heath.

Download an mp3 of Hospital High here: http://www.mintypineapple.com/songs/hospitalhigh.mp3

Also be sure to check out the Nerdsome Writers: http://community.livejournal.com/nerdsomewriters/ (Toni is mortal_sudoku and Jez is whiskpirate.)

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The truth ain't like puppies. A bunch of 'em running around, you pick your favorite.

There's nothing funny about a plastic vagina.

The Epic Project. It happened. Way too late.

New promo! Promo Promo! Please watch in HQ!
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZYtJdQ5ay4[/youtube]

In which you are invited to deal with your problems.

A new web series from Minty Pineapple and Tasteful Tuna.
http://www.MintyPineapple.com (Minty Pineapple Entertainments)
http://www.Swenglish.nu (Tasteful Tuna)
Starring: Josh Spurgin as Seth, Joe Heath as Bob/Announcers, Vincent E.L. as Nick, Brad Heath as Death, and Jamie Spurgin as Deadpan Actor with Samuel McCulloch, Daniel McCulloch, Lizzie McCulloch, and Rachel Erin Scott as the Commercial Kids.
Music by Vincent E.L.
Written by Joe Heath and Vincent E.L.
Directed by Joe Heath.

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The truth ain't like puppies. A bunch of 'em running around, you pick your favorite.

There's nothing funny about a plastic vagina.

The Epic Project. It happened. Way too late.

New Promo! Rhyme Buddies! Please watch in HQ!
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4A3ty7LLxY[/youtube]

In which Seth and Death make beautiful music together and completely demolish the fourth wall in the process.

Download the Monsters Anonymous mp3 by The Rhyme Buddies here: http://www.mintypineapple.com/songs/Mon ... uddies.mp3

A new web series from Minty Pineapple and Tasteful Tuna.
http://www.MintyPineapple.com (Minty Pineapple Entertainments)
http://www.Swenglish.nu (Tasteful Tuna)
Starring: Brad Heath as Death, Josh Spurgin as Seth, Joe Heath as Bob, and Vincent E.L. as Nick.
Music by Brad Heath and Josh Spurgin.
Lyrics by Vincent E.L.
Written by Joe Heath and Vincent E.L.
Directed by Joe Heath.

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The truth ain't like puppies. A bunch of 'em running around, you pick your favorite.

There's nothing funny about a plastic vagina.

The Epic Project. It happened. Way too late.

Veddy Nice Mr. Joe, Veddy Nice. It's not as if the 4th wall was painted a particularly nice color anyway. Just make sure you don't break the 5th wall, behind it are all the nightmare creatures from the dungeon dimensions. They have waaaaaaay more teeth and tentacles than strictly necessary.

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"Sir, please restrain your grandmother or I'll be forced to dump expensive champagne on her head and charge you for it."

"You're the rudest waiter I've EVER MET!"

"Thank you! Would you putting that in writing? I'm trying to win the Maitre D Society's Annual Prize."

http://www.donteatanybugs.com

We'd never do anything to the 5th wall.

Well, I take that back. We put that painting of dogs playing poker on it. Just to spruce it up a bit.

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The truth ain't like puppies. A bunch of 'em running around, you pick your favorite.

There's nothing funny about a plastic vagina.

The Epic Project. It happened. Way too late.

New Promo! Being Human!
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Af3N9B9VJH0[/youtube]

In which the law catches up with us.

A new web series from Minty Pineapple and Tasteful Tuna.
http://www.MintyPineapple.com (Minty Pineapple Entertainments)
http://www.Swenglish.nu (Tasteful Tuna)
Starring: Josh Spurgin as Seth, Joe Heath as Bob, Vincent E.L. as Nick, Jack Watts as the lawyer, and Brad Heath as Death.
Music by Vincent E.L.
Written by Joe Heath and Vincent E.L.
Directed by Joe Heath.

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The truth ain't like puppies. A bunch of 'em running around, you pick your favorite.

There's nothing funny about a plastic vagina.

The Epic Project. It happened. Way too late.

may i say i LOVE the lawyer? the guy playing him does a great job. plus, the gun inside his attaché case is a nice touch. you should keep this character. "rogue lawyer"...

and i´d say that putting "being human" in the same box as "MA" is like, say, "Rome" is a "Quo Vadis" rip-off, just because both are set in ancient rome.

if i may make a teeny tiny suggestion though, sometimes i feel your characters´dialogue doesn´t flow as fast and naturally as it could. sometimes it sounds more like a statement than actual dialogue, know what i mean?

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"The human gene pool needs more lifeguards!
Either that or stronger chlorination...." (Pitbull)

Yes, the lawyer will be back. Jack is also going to be playing another character.

And yeah, I think the shows are completely different, but Vince and I thought we might as well acknowledge the similarities between the two and have some fun in the process.

And this promo was filmed very early. Around the time of the Twilight one. I've been trying to make the dialogue move snappier and quick. Also, if Bob sounds like he's making a statement rather than having a dialogue, I blame that on him being completely self-obsessed and not really caring about what other people are saying.

THIS POST
In which Joe explains acting difficulties away by saying they are character flaws and hopes he gets away with it. Brought to you by the BBC drama Being Human.

Also, one more promo to go (a prologue to the series) and then episode one will be all up in here.

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The truth ain't like puppies. A bunch of 'em running around, you pick your favorite.

There's nothing funny about a plastic vagina.

The Epic Project. It happened. Way too late.

I WAS TRYING TO TALK IN ALL CAPITALS.


(That and Death always makes a statement)

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My son dresses me funny and takes pictures.

New Promo! Prologue!
NOTE: You can now watch all of my promos on Blip.TV and I get a little bit of cash from it. So I'd really appreciate it if you could watch the videos on Blip.
http://www.blip.tv/file/2542782/
But I am still uploading to YouTube and such, in case you have problems with the Blip player or something.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOq27U820_w[/youtube]

In which we wind back the clock, reset the universe and finally get going. All over the furniture.

A new web series from Minty Pineapple and Tasteful Tuna.
http://www.MintyPineapple.com (Minty Pineapple Entertainments)
http://www.Swenglish.nu (Tasteful Tuna)
Starring: Josh Spurgin as Seth, Jillanna Babb-Cheshul as Bethany, and Joe Heath as The Boss.
Music by Vincent E.L.
Written and Edited by Joe Heath and Vincent E.L.
Directed by Joe Heath.

EPISODE 1: Trivial Pursuits coming September 16, 2009!

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The truth ain't like puppies. A bunch of 'em running around, you pick your favorite.

There's nothing funny about a plastic vagina.

The Epic Project. It happened. Way too late.