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Electric Nun
PostPosted: Thu Oct 02, 2008 10:24 pm 
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Hi,

twentysomething German female here, finally joined after several weeks of lurking.

I made first contact with the Hitchhiker books when I was ten. At that time I already was a fan of a) interesting ways of looking at the world and b) apocalyptic stories, so a book beginning with the world getting blown up and then treating this as not much of a big deal just had to become my personal bible.

Unfortunately I only discovered the other brilliant stuff (Last Chance, Liff, radio series) when the Great Man died and my local library put up a lovely DNA shrine. *loves local library*

Other interests include, but are not limited to: traveling all over the place, spreading chaos, torturing neighbors with a bassoon, Terry Pratchett, Neil Gaiman, Bill Bryson, Jasper Fforde, rambling on about books until the listeners' ears start bleeding.

Currently living in the south-west of Germany with a military guy and various musical instruments.

Nice meeting you guys!

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Welcome! Have an Electric Monk:

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Wilkommen! Glad to see you joined us after lurking for many weeks, what was it about us that appealed to you??....

Have a sign to put to your parking space:
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A second Appo!!! Welcome, twentysomething German female! Have some wine to drink away the bad weather.

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Welcome Electric Nun!!! I have a feeling you are going to fit in very well around here.

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Electric Nun
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Fenchurch wrote:
Wilkommen! Glad to see you joined us after lurking for many weeks, what was it about us that appealed to you??....

Good question. I haven't found anything here yet that would drive me away. Want to change that? Bring it on!:wink:

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Thanks! Now all I need is a car for that...

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Welcome, sister. We can all have a nun name, you know....

Nun Name Generator
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Electric Nun
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Nice one, but I prefer my robot name:

http://cyborg.namedecoder.com/
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Sounds like Marvin's dark (but not quite so depressed) twin.

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Welcome Electric Nun! Grab a seat and have a drink. Cheers!

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Welcome, Electric Nun!
Have a ... erm ... moon:

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Welcome Electric Nun! Grab a seat and have a drink. Cheers!


Mmmm, blue drink! Does it have any gargle-blasting properties?


mg wrote:
Welcome, Electric Nun!
Have a ... erm ... moon:



I shall always believe in it.

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What fun! I like that cyborg name generator...

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Electric Nun wrote:

Mmmm, blue drink! Does it have any gargle-blasting properties?




Sort of, but it's a tad milder and safe for most sentient beings....it's also known as a B.B.M.: bottomless blue martini. One drink should last for your first few thousand posts on this forum.
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Welcome, Electric Nun. I am vagabond and I like birds. I got this lovely image when I 'googled' nun bird:


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Hello Electric Nun.

Have a solar powered convent.

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Welcome! May these nun-chucks serve you well.

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Hi Nun,
Pull up a stool

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Hello Electric Nun, I'm the local lunatic. Pretty name, is it German?
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Hello Electric Nun, I was getting concerned because this place was getting desperately short of female German bassoonists. You've arrived in the nick of time. Welcome.

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Alkamar wrote:
Hello Electric Nun, I'm the local lunatic. Pretty name, is it German?


Only if she is blue :)

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Electric Nun wrote:
Fenchurch wrote:
Wilkommen! Glad to see you joined us after lurking for many weeks, what was it about us that appealed to you??....

Good question. I haven't found anything here yet that would drive me away. Want to change that? Bring it on!:wink:

That's Ken's job.

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Thanks! Now all I need is a car for that...


Have a Smorshe

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Greetings, Electric Nun!

You will know by now that we already have twentysomethings, a german girl and a bassoonist, but having all three in one package sounds interesting...welcome aboard!

Mind the racing grannies...

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Hello, my bassooning friend. I thought you might enjoy some companionship.

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Hi, have some nuns on the run

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another german female! welcome onboard! have the piccie of a namesake:

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welcome to the nut house Electric nun, have an old joke.

Paul.


Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop of paint on their new habits.

After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint in the nude. In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door.

"Who is it?" calls one of the nuns.

"Blind man," replies a voice from the other side of the door.

The two nuns look at each other and shrug, and, deciding that no harm can come from letting a blind man into the room, they open the door.

"Nice tits," says the man, "where do you want these blinds?"

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Welcome Electric Nun!

Have some Electric Bassoon Workout
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkeEvFIBxec[/youtube]

dq - bassoonist Mum

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