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Dropped this:

Someone should take his drugs away.
Or give him more.

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The truth ain't like puppies. A bunch of 'em running around, you pick your favorite.

There's nothing funny about a plastic vagina.

The Epic Project. It happened. Way too late.

Dropped this:

Bulletins are the Gateway Drug. -Jessi

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The truth ain't like puppies. A bunch of 'em running around, you pick your favorite.

There's nothing funny about a plastic vagina.

The Epic Project. It happened. Way too late.

"Mankind's greatest contribution to the absurd. The thermonuclear bomb."

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So long...etc.

"C'est plus amusant avec l'allusion"

"The problem with the French is that they don't have a word for 'entrepreneur'." [GWB]

"If ignorance is bliss, why aren’t there more happy people?

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The drug purportedly affected an area of the brain called "Shatner's Bassoon"

I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body. Then I realized who was telling me this.
http://s267.photobucket.com/albums/ii297/h2g230/

"Like a balloon and something bad happens."

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So long...etc.

"Oh wow, this is like that drug trip I saw in that movie when I was on that drug trip."

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So long...etc.

My old sigs + the current one:
[hr] -It's a matter of perspective...
[hr] -It's a tough job to be a Vogon - think I'm in mood for some poetry...
[hr] Pink up the world...[align=right] ...I so hate that color![/align][hr] - Try out the GBET (Green Beam Electronic Thumb)...[align=right] ...but avoid the yellow ships![/align]

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- It's a matter of perspective...

Dropped:

Darn imaginary future people and their emotions.

Zombie Butler: Braaaaaaiiiiinnnsssss, sir?

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The truth ain't like puppies. A bunch of 'em running around, you pick your favorite.

There's nothing funny about a plastic vagina.

The Epic Project. It happened. Way too late.

[font=Century Gothic] ...c´mon baby, light my fire...[/font]

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A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal. - Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900)
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"It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. Then the winter came and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns, and also he got a racecar. Is any of this getting through to you?"

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So long...etc.

Pink... the most dreadful colour that is...

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A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal. - Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900)
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Dropped this:
The United States should change to the Metric System! Do you know how much more impressive my penis size would be in centimeters?

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The truth ain't like puppies. A bunch of 'em running around, you pick your favorite.

There's nothing funny about a plastic vagina.

The Epic Project. It happened. Way too late.

Dropped this:

God Answers Prayer w/ Fuzzy Hair

So I can put in my new favorite Pushing Daisies quote.

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The truth ain't like puppies. A bunch of 'em running around, you pick your favorite.

There's nothing funny about a plastic vagina.

The Epic Project. It happened. Way too late.

Dropped this:

Me: Can I have Jennifer Tilly for Christmas? Dad: Can I wrap her?

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The truth ain't like puppies. A bunch of 'em running around, you pick your favorite.

There's nothing funny about a plastic vagina.

The Epic Project. It happened. Way too late.

I caught the gist of tortoise and floor which motorbike followed the cleavage Nobs with Lys, but dodo she lose

Replaced by another I received in an email.

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Her mouth opened, her eyes patients, the variety of age and constitution as a pullets egg, with some gobbits of fat, and the heavy sand.

(... don't piss us off)

I must admit that I started to pout when I saw you had posted in this thread, but having read it I now understand why. I mean ... how can one not go with minced buttock beef?

Hey! You don't think this is connected to the time you claimed to be attending that sausage convention, do you?

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(... don't piss us off)

Could be but at that time I was my alter ego Brad Guillory. Probably more to do with that minced buttock beef I bought on ebay recently.

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Her mouth opened, her eyes patients, the variety of age and constitution as a pullets egg, with some gobbits of fat, and the heavy sand.

(... don't piss us off)

Dropped this:
I'll be your wingman. Even it means me taking a chubby, I will suck it up.

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The truth ain't like puppies. A bunch of 'em running around, you pick your favorite.

There's nothing funny about a plastic vagina.

The Epic Project. It happened. Way too late.

No one else had a picture as a signature so I dropped mine.
Just thought I'd try to fit in.
*looks down at shoes and kicks a rock*

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Just Think Of My Lips As The Fruit Roll-Ups Of Love.

conformist!

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(... don't piss us off)

I gotta say, I did hate that one. I don't mind pictures in signatures, but that bastard is bigger than most posts.

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Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats.

-H.L. Mencken


[url]http://www.madmanoz.blogspot.com[/url]

*sniff*

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D.
The Thirteenth Triskaidekaphobe
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D.
The Thirteenth Triskaidekaphobe
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Yeah sorry about that.
At least I didn't post much when I had it.
I didn't get on here for awhile and after coming back I went "Wow. That's big."

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Just Think Of My Lips As The Fruit Roll-Ups Of Love.

You probably can't tell just by reading this, but I've got one of the biggest boo-boo lips ever right now.


Oh ... and I've also got your book I found in our guest room ... I'll send it along with the photo CD once I have all the files.

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(... don't piss us off)

Me, too. But with a fever blister.

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The truth ain't like puppies. A bunch of 'em running around, you pick your favorite.

There's nothing funny about a plastic vagina.

The Epic Project. It happened. Way too late.

I found the best stuff for that the last time I was in London ... better than Abreva. I'm going to have to stock up the next time I visit.

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(... don't piss us off)

Changed my Mae West quote:

A hard man is good to find

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A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal. - Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900)
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"what name please?"
"paul"
"can you spell that please?"
"T...H...A...i forget the last letter but it sounds like Tea"

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Caution: sudden tea breaks

Discarded my old Mae West Quote:

"Good sex is like good Bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand"

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A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal. - Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900)
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Then her lover's secret was out! And thus mutton. Other sausages. Mince some buttock beef him offence and she tried to make amends for her.

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Her mouth opened, her eyes patients, the variety of age and constitution as a pullets egg, with some gobbits of fat, and the heavy sand.

(... don't piss us off)

An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises. (Mae West)

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A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal. - Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900)
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The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it. Resist it, and your soul grows sick with longing for the things it has forbidden to itself - Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900)

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A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal. - Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900)
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Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same thing nowadays. - Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900)

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A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal. - Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900)
[img]http://www.millan.net/minimations/smileys/kittifer.gif[/img]