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OddBrian forummer gonz

Age: 40 Joined: 09 Jan 2004 Location: I was just here.
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Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 5:11 am Post subject: The Domain of the Gonz O'Lager |
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The old Domain is no more. All hail the new Domain. _________________ This has been another random act of nonsense.
http://www.bourbonasylum.com/
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Thrithwaite I've got used to it now...
Age: 54 Joined: 07 Jul 2005 Location: Twonk. Just on the South Coast of England. Down by the straggly bit!
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Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 8:20 am Post subject: |
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Change the colour scheme. I can't read it! Well, not without selecting it first! _________________ love is a wet spot on the mattress of my life! Tracy Lundgren
after our performance a bunch of little kids were in awe of the size of my bassoon. Appogg
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Lord-z Supreme Lord and Master of the Internet

Age: 24 Joined: 21 Apr 2004 Location: In...Where the heck am I?
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Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 9:19 am Post subject: |
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Welcome, to the wonderfull world of blogging. Behold, the wonders of writing for absolutely no one! _________________ Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats.
—H.L. Mencken
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Gusty Here's Looking At You, Kid

Age: 51 Joined: 10 Oct 2004 Location: Spending a year dead for tax reasons
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Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 12:24 pm Post subject: |
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Yeah, colo(u)r scheme makes it hard to read. Maybe this is no bad thing? _________________ D.
The Thirteenth Triskaidekaphobe
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Ken Socrates Shlumpy Pillock

Joined: 19 Feb 2005 Location: Fugue State
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Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 2:22 pm Post subject: |
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| Gonz O'Lager wrote: | | Why did you follow me here? |
Because I'd follow you straight to hell, sarge.
I'm glad that Ming is still on board. Not easy to keep evil talent happy.
I'm thinking this is the perfect solution to your recent blogging tendencies
and the essentialness of The Domain, which I never wanted to see fade
away because it was so utterly you.
And because it's comforting to know that someone else out there has
spent quality time entertaining lurid fantasies about Ann Magnuson. _________________ Steal Compass. Drive North. Disappear. |
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OddBrian forummer gonz

Age: 40 Joined: 09 Jan 2004 Location: I was just here.
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Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 2:39 pm Post subject: |
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| Thrithwaite wrote: | | Change the colour scheme. I can't read it! Well, not without selecting it first! |
| Gusty wrote: | | Yeah, colo(u)r scheme makes it hard to read. Maybe this is no bad thing? |
I've long been a fan of green on black color schemes as this was the readout mentioned in Hitchhiker's. I suppose my older constituents would prefer a larger font? _________________ This has been another random act of nonsense.
http://www.bourbonasylum.com/
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OddBrian forummer gonz

Age: 40 Joined: 09 Jan 2004 Location: I was just here.
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Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 4:20 pm Post subject: |
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| Lord-z wrote: | | Welcome, to the wonderfull world of blogging. Behold, the wonders of writing for absolutely no one! |
Actually, I've been doing this for a while. _________________ This has been another random act of nonsense.
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Ouisgian Zhoda Forum Raingod

Age: 45 Joined: 16 Jan 2005 Location: I'm back!
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Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 10:31 pm Post subject: |
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Unless you've already changed the color, it looks fine to me. Tell those old fogies to get new glasses. Looks fantastic Gonz! _________________ www.nocandyasses.com
"The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule."--H.L. Mencken
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Emily Seamstress For The Band

Age: 37 Joined: 15 Feb 2005 Location: Los Angeles
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Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 10:38 pm Post subject: |
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"The Keith Moon of soccer dads."
You can't call yourself "the Keith Moon" of anything until you've driven a Rolls-Royce into a swimming pool. Poseur. _________________ "Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings." |
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Emily Seamstress For The Band

Age: 37 Joined: 15 Feb 2005 Location: Los Angeles
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Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 10:39 pm Post subject: |
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And that time you tried to flush one of your Hot Wheels down the toilet to see how bad you could screw up the plumbing doesn't count. _________________ "Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings." |
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stejacorca Forum Starfish

Age: 47 Joined: 20 Jan 2005 Location: Here, There and Everywhere
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Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 12:12 pm Post subject: |
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Since you're from Kentucky, you could blog a comment about this. What I don't get is that we are talking about a state that creates so much beauty as well! Must be the large amount of dry counties... _________________ Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.
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OddBrian forummer gonz

Age: 40 Joined: 09 Jan 2004 Location: I was just here.
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Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 1:46 pm Post subject: |
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| Emily wrote: | | You can't call yourself "the Keith Moon" of anything until you've driven a Rolls-Royce into a swimming pool. Poseur. |
Does it count if I'd driven a Honda Civic across the pitch to deliver a bottle of water to my daughter before her soccer game? _________________ This has been another random act of nonsense.
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mg Powerful Bitch!

Age: 52 Joined: 05 Apr 2006 Location: Straddling The Chaos Like A Donkey Into Hell
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Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 2:13 pm Post subject: |
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| gonz wrote: | | ... across the pitch ... |
Gonz, it's time you accepted the fact that you live in Kentucky. It's called a field. _________________ (... don't piss us off) |
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Emily Seamstress For The Band

Age: 37 Joined: 15 Feb 2005 Location: Los Angeles
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Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 2:17 pm Post subject: |
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| gonz wrote: | | Emily wrote: | | You can't call yourself "the Keith Moon" of anything until you've driven a Rolls-Royce into a swimming pool. Poseur. |
Does it count if I'd driven a Honda Civic across the pitch to deliver a bottle of water to my daughter before her soccer game? |
That depends. Were you drunk or naked while you were doing it? _________________ "Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings." |
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OddBrian forummer gonz

Age: 40 Joined: 09 Jan 2004 Location: I was just here.
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Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 3:31 pm Post subject: |
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| stejacorca wrote: | | Since you're from Kentucky, you could blog a comment about this. What I don't get is that we are talking about a state that creates so much beauty as well! Must be the large amount of dry counties... |
Technically not from Kentucky. I just moved there in '93.
You'd be surprised at how many dry counties there are. Actually, I doubt "surprise" is the word. Saddened is more like it. As for the NY article, it's sad to think folks would still suffer from that sort of piggybrained bigotry. Unfortunately, we do, as evidenced by the number of folks who still embrace the The Confederate Flag.
| mg wrote: | | gonz wrote: | | ... across the pitch ... |
Gonz, it's time you accepted the fact that you live in Kentucky. It's called a field. |
I absolutely refuse!
| Emily wrote: | | That depends. Were you drunk or naked while you were doing it? |
I'd be willing to recreate it if you'd like. _________________ This has been another random act of nonsense.
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Emily Seamstress For The Band

Age: 37 Joined: 15 Feb 2005 Location: Los Angeles
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Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 4:19 pm Post subject: |
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| gonz wrote: | | I'd be willing to recreate it if you'd like. |
No need. You've frightened the children enough as it is. The poor dears are going to be traumatized for life. _________________ "Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings." |
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OddBrian forummer gonz

Age: 40 Joined: 09 Jan 2004 Location: I was just here.
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Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 4:59 pm Post subject: |
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That's what they get for playing a wimpy sport like soccer. They should play a real sport. Like Hockey! _________________ This has been another random act of nonsense.
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Emily Seamstress For The Band

Age: 37 Joined: 15 Feb 2005 Location: Los Angeles
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Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 5:03 pm Post subject: |
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SOCCER IS NOT A SPORT! I am so adamant about this that it must be written in ALL CAPS! Put it in the same sentence as hockey and it's a @#$%ing joke.
What kind of kids are you raising anyway? Next thing you know, they'll be wearing berets, quoting Che Guevara and talking about moving to Cuba. Get those kids in skates already before they turn into complete commie sissies. _________________ "Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings." |
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Ouisgian Zhoda Forum Raingod

Age: 45 Joined: 16 Jan 2005 Location: I'm back!
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Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 10:49 pm Post subject: |
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Emily, I think I love you. Will you bear my children? _________________ www.nocandyasses.com
"The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule."--H.L. Mencken
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Emily Seamstress For The Band

Age: 37 Joined: 15 Feb 2005 Location: Los Angeles
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Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 10:59 pm Post subject: |
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Well, if your puppies can make it from there to here and get the job done, why the hell not? Might as well shit a watermelon before I hit the Old Maid Years. _________________ "Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings." |
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Ken Socrates Shlumpy Pillock

Joined: 19 Feb 2005 Location: Fugue State
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Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 11:12 pm Post subject: |
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| Emily wrote: | | Well, if your puppies can make it from there to here and get the job done, why the hell not? Might as well shit a watermelon before I hit the Old Maid Years. |
Memorable quote, memorable quote!
That's two in one day, a new record I think. _________________ Steal Compass. Drive North. Disappear. |
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horatio

Joined: 30 Apr 2005 Location: Where the cares of tomorrow can wait till this day is done
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Posted: Sat May 03, 2008 12:16 am Post subject: |
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| Sweet God. |
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Emily Seamstress For The Band

Age: 37 Joined: 15 Feb 2005 Location: Los Angeles
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Posted: Sat May 03, 2008 12:19 am Post subject: |
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| horatio wrote: | | Sweet God. |
Actually, I hear he's not sweet at all. In fact, it says in the Bible that he's quite an angry Fellow. _________________ "Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings." |
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The Court Jester The Original Fly Slayer

Age: 21 Joined: 04 Aug 2004 Location: The part of your brain where the bad ideas come from.
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Posted: Sat May 03, 2008 12:27 am Post subject: |
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Although, he was able to impregnate from a great distance. Maybe he can give OZ a few pointers. _________________ I do radio commercials for...products. |
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Ouisgian Zhoda Forum Raingod

Age: 45 Joined: 16 Jan 2005 Location: I'm back!
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Posted: Sat May 03, 2008 12:37 am Post subject: |
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Afterall, I am a raingod you know. _________________ www.nocandyasses.com
"The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule."--H.L. Mencken
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Emily Seamstress For The Band

Age: 37 Joined: 15 Feb 2005 Location: Los Angeles
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Posted: Sat May 03, 2008 12:49 am Post subject: |
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| The Court Jester wrote: | | Although, he was able to impregnate from a great distance. Maybe he can give OZ a few pointers. |
That wasn't God. It was the angel Gabriel with a vial of His sperm. Do you think God doesn't have minions that he sends to do his dirty work for him?
So, Oz, my advice is to get yourself some angels, tout de suite. I think you can order them from Amazon. _________________ "Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings." |
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horatio

Joined: 30 Apr 2005 Location: Where the cares of tomorrow can wait till this day is done
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Posted: Sat May 03, 2008 12:56 am Post subject: |
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| Ouisgian Zhoda wrote: | | Afterall, I am a raingod you know. |
Waitaminute…are you saying wetness is next to Godliness?
And if so, does it eternally chafe? |
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