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OddBrian
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PostPosted: Thu May 01, 2008 5:11 am    Post subject: The Domain of the Gonz O'Lager Reply with quote

The old Domain is no more. All hail the new Domain.
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PostPosted: Thu May 01, 2008 8:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Change the colour scheme. I can't read it! Well, not without selecting it first!
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PostPosted: Thu May 01, 2008 9:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Welcome, to the wonderfull world of blogging. Behold, the wonders of writing for absolutely no one!
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PostPosted: Thu May 01, 2008 12:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah, colo(u)r scheme makes it hard to read. Maybe this is no bad thing?
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Ken Socrates
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PostPosted: Thu May 01, 2008 2:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Gonz O'Lager wrote:
Why did you follow me here?


Because I'd follow you straight to hell, sarge.

I'm glad that Ming is still on board. Not easy to keep evil talent happy.

I'm thinking this is the perfect solution to your recent blogging tendencies
and the essentialness of The Domain, which I never wanted to see fade
away because it was so utterly you.



And because it's comforting to know that someone else out there has
spent quality time entertaining lurid fantasies about Ann Magnuson.
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OddBrian
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PostPosted: Thu May 01, 2008 2:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thrithwaite wrote:
Change the colour scheme. I can't read it! Well, not without selecting it first!

Gusty wrote:
Yeah, colo(u)r scheme makes it hard to read. Maybe this is no bad thing?

I've long been a fan of green on black color schemes as this was the readout mentioned in Hitchhiker's. I suppose my older constituents would prefer a larger font?
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OddBrian
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PostPosted: Thu May 01, 2008 4:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lord-z wrote:
Welcome, to the wonderfull world of blogging. Behold, the wonders of writing for absolutely no one!

Actually, I've been doing this for a while.
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PostPosted: Thu May 01, 2008 10:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Unless you've already changed the color, it looks fine to me. Tell those old fogies to get new glasses. Looks fantastic Gonz!
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PostPosted: Thu May 01, 2008 10:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"The Keith Moon of soccer dads."

You can't call yourself "the Keith Moon" of anything until you've driven a Rolls-Royce into a swimming pool. Poseur.
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PostPosted: Thu May 01, 2008 10:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

And that time you tried to flush one of your Hot Wheels down the toilet to see how bad you could screw up the plumbing doesn't count.
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PostPosted: Fri May 02, 2008 12:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Since you're from Kentucky, you could blog a comment about this. What I don't get is that we are talking about a state that creates so much beauty as well! Must be the large amount of dry counties...
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OddBrian
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PostPosted: Fri May 02, 2008 1:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Emily wrote:
You can't call yourself "the Keith Moon" of anything until you've driven a Rolls-Royce into a swimming pool. Poseur.

Does it count if I'd driven a Honda Civic across the pitch to deliver a bottle of water to my daughter before her soccer game?
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mg
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PostPosted: Fri May 02, 2008 2:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

gonz wrote:
... across the pitch ...

Gonz, it's time you accepted the fact that you live in Kentucky. It's called a field.
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Emily
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PostPosted: Fri May 02, 2008 2:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

gonz wrote:
Emily wrote:
You can't call yourself "the Keith Moon" of anything until you've driven a Rolls-Royce into a swimming pool. Poseur.

Does it count if I'd driven a Honda Civic across the pitch to deliver a bottle of water to my daughter before her soccer game?


That depends. Were you drunk or naked while you were doing it?
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PostPosted: Fri May 02, 2008 3:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

stejacorca wrote:
Since you're from Kentucky, you could blog a comment about this. What I don't get is that we are talking about a state that creates so much beauty as well! Must be the large amount of dry counties...

Technically not from Kentucky. I just moved there in '93.

You'd be surprised at how many dry counties there are. Actually, I doubt "surprise" is the word. Saddened is more like it. As for the NY article, it's sad to think folks would still suffer from that sort of piggybrained bigotry. Unfortunately, we do, as evidenced by the number of folks who still embrace the The Confederate Flag.

mg wrote:
gonz wrote:
... across the pitch ...

Gonz, it's time you accepted the fact that you live in Kentucky. It's called a field.

I absolutely refuse!

Emily wrote:
That depends. Were you drunk or naked while you were doing it?

I'd be willing to recreate it if you'd like.
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PostPosted: Fri May 02, 2008 4:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

gonz wrote:
I'd be willing to recreate it if you'd like.


No need. You've frightened the children enough as it is. The poor dears are going to be traumatized for life.
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PostPosted: Fri May 02, 2008 4:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

That's what they get for playing a wimpy sport like soccer. They should play a real sport. Like Hockey!
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PostPosted: Fri May 02, 2008 5:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

SOCCER IS NOT A SPORT! I am so adamant about this that it must be written in ALL CAPS! Put it in the same sentence as hockey and it's a @#$%ing joke.

What kind of kids are you raising anyway? Next thing you know, they'll be wearing berets, quoting Che Guevara and talking about moving to Cuba. Get those kids in skates already before they turn into complete commie sissies.
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PostPosted: Fri May 02, 2008 10:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Emily, I think I love you. Will you bear my children?
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PostPosted: Fri May 02, 2008 10:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, if your puppies can make it from there to here and get the job done, why the hell not? Might as well shit a watermelon before I hit the Old Maid Years.
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PostPosted: Fri May 02, 2008 11:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Emily wrote:
Well, if your puppies can make it from there to here and get the job done, why the hell not? Might as well shit a watermelon before I hit the Old Maid Years.


Memorable quote, memorable quote!



That's two in one day, a new record I think.
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PostPosted: Sat May 03, 2008 12:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sweet God.
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PostPosted: Sat May 03, 2008 12:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

horatio wrote:
Sweet God.


Actually, I hear he's not sweet at all. In fact, it says in the Bible that he's quite an angry Fellow.
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PostPosted: Sat May 03, 2008 12:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Although, he was able to impregnate from a great distance. Maybe he can give OZ a few pointers.
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PostPosted: Sat May 03, 2008 12:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Afterall, I am a raingod you know.
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PostPosted: Sat May 03, 2008 12:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Court Jester wrote:
Although, he was able to impregnate from a great distance. Maybe he can give OZ a few pointers.


That wasn't God. It was the angel Gabriel with a vial of His sperm. Do you think God doesn't have minions that he sends to do his dirty work for him?

So, Oz, my advice is to get yourself some angels, tout de suite. I think you can order them from Amazon.
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PostPosted: Sat May 03, 2008 12:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ouisgian Zhoda wrote:
Afterall, I am a raingod you know.


Waitaminute…are you saying wetness is next to Godliness?

And if so, does it eternally chafe?
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