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PostPosted: Wed Sep 26, 2007 8:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

One of mine...



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PostPosted: Wed Sep 26, 2007 7:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote



And how many times would I see that? Only ten-jillion!
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 26, 2007 7:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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And how many times would I see that? Only ten-jillion!


Incidentally...this is my claim to fame...I attended the same school as JKR and I knew the teacher whom Snape was based on. He was a science teacher by the name of Mr Nettleship.

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 26, 2007 10:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Snape's On A Plane???

Never happen.
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This is the cover of the second album by One Two, the amusing thing about this cover is that most of those who review the first album noticed that the girls had unshaved armpits on the cover of the first album.


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PostPosted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 4:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Snape's On A Plane???

Never happen.


C'Mon.
Generous quantities of Guinnness, Murphys, Caffreys or whatever Paddywhackery you requested will be provided.
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 3:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Gusty wrote:
gonzoid wrote:

Snape's On A Plane???

Never happen.


C'Mon.
Generous quantities of Guinnness, Murphys, Caffreys or whatever Paddywhackery you requested will be provided.

Well... eventually. I've got to get over my fear of typing first.

But mos'def... some day.
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 4:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

gonzoid wrote:
Gusty wrote:
gonzoid wrote:

Snape's On A Plane???

Never happen.


C'Mon.
Generous quantities of Guinnness, Murphys, Caffreys or whatever Paddywhackery you requested will be provided.

Well... eventually. I've got to get over my fear of typing first.

But mos'def... some day.


Set sail now.
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 4:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thrithwaite wrote:
gonzoid wrote:
Gusty wrote:
gonzoid wrote:

Snape's On A Plane???

Never happen.


C'Mon.
Generous quantities of Guinnness, Murphys, Caffreys or whatever Paddywhackery you requested will be provided.

Well... eventually. I've got to get over my fear of typing first.

But mos'def... some day.


Set sail now.

But I haven't got a piddle.

Erm, paddle.

wonders how long it would take to sail to the Old World.

Meanwhile...


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PostPosted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 7:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

gonzoid wrote:
Thrithwaite wrote:
gonzoid wrote:
Gusty wrote:
gonzoid wrote:

Snape's On A Plane???

Never happen.


C'Mon.
Generous quantities of Guinnness, Murphys, Caffreys or whatever Paddywhackery you requested will be provided.

Well... eventually. I've got to get over my fear of typing first.

But mos'def... some day.


Set sail now.

But I haven't got a piddle.

Erm, paddle.


Queen Mary II. They do all the piddling for you.
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 11:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote


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PostPosted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 11:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote



or ought this go in the wanking thread?
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 17, 2007 9:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Banonanism?
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 1:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Crap super hero

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Santa hits Amsterdam

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Found this in a take-away menu, but chose another restaurant. I was curious though, was this a dish from Milliways?



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Oh the irony, I mean what you really need to fix this little problem is a crane.
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Belgium! the toilets in Belgium...




Went to a restaurant in Brussels this afternoon, the toilet door is transparent glass.
You gotta make sure you lock the door, so that is goes translucent. Like this:



QI when people don't realise.
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Belgium! the toilets in Belgium...




Went to a restaurant in Brussels this afternoon, the toilet door is transparent glass.
You gotta make sure you lock the door, so that is goes translucent. Like this:



QI when people don't realise.

So ... you waited for someone else to come in so you could take the second pic?!
(And, is he peeing on the door?)
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OK - I'll admit it - I'm really, really old.


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mg wrote:
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Belgium! the toilets in Belgium...




Went to a restaurant in Brussels this afternoon, the toilet door is transparent glass.
You gotta make sure you lock the door, so that is goes translucent. Like this:



QI when people don't realise.

So ... you waited for someone else to come in so you could take the second pic?!








He is not peeing on the door! Belgium!
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Gonz?


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Ha! If only my eyebrows were that bushy.

Or my beard that thick.

Or my hair that thick.

Oh, piss, what's the point in living?
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oh
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I'm lovin' it.
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(sl-UT! ...)
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Here He is!


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