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The Court Jester
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Tony
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Um...112 I think you'll find....

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Up to 111 now.

Good thing we're over that Nelson

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LIVbase13
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Unemployment's rising so:
Industry # 5

We can add one of the following each day:
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Nellodee
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Nell Inc. has just gone into business.

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Iain
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Thanks for your clicks things have moved along very swiftly.
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Nellodee
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i´ve given public transport a quick boost.

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Tony
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Me too....fancy a ride?

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Thrithwaite
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It used to be such a lovely place to live! :sad:

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Nellodee
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It used to be such a lovely place to live! :sad:


hey, we still have 0% pollution and crime!

(now, how can we change that?!)

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Tony
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Thrithwaite wrote:
It used to be such a lovely place to live! :sad:


hey, we still have 0% pollution and crime!

(now, how can we change that?!)


I could steal all the toilet paper...?

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Nellodee
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Nellodee wrote:
Thrithwaite wrote:
It used to be such a lovely place to live! :sad:


hey, we still have 0% pollution and crime!

(now, how can we change that?!)


I could steal all the toilet paper...?


oh no, not again!

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LIVbase13
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Unemployment's rising and people are starting to leave "our" little cosy green no-crime-city.
I think our help is needed!

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horatio
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I just want to chime in here and say I’ve been watching LIV’s avatar for about fifteen minutes now.

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Nellodee
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... me ... tooo ...


oh, and i´ve built a new factory. Nell Inc., Sandyville´s Finest Shoe Manufacturers, are branching out. consequently, unemployment is down to 0 %. but the shoe event horizon is getting closer ...

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LIVbase13
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Think we need people now

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vagabond
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Nellodee
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157. two more to buy my beautiful shoes!

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dragonqueen
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...but where is the interpreter when you need her..? everything is just so... French....

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Nellodee
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dragonqueen wrote:
159

...but where is the interpreter when you need her..? everything is just so... French....


french is good!
:wink:

... if i can help you out with anything? (seriously - i can speak french.)

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dragonqueen
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I'm just curious about this city.

Is it SimCity online? Will there be aliens coming from above nuking the fusion power plants? Will the inhabitants raise my statue as they once did when I managed to play SimCity2000 without being disturbed by the dragonlets. This occured in the back ages when there was only one PC in the family (386) and the OS was windows 3.11 or so....

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Tony
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There's nothing wrong with a little French from time to time.

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The Other Martin
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Added a person :-)
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Niklas
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I'm nr 166. What did I win?

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Queazer
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I'm nr 166. What did I win?

The prize was being number 42 and that's already gone. Right Thrith?
167 and some transport.
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The Other Martin
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Maybe it's time to build transport.


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LIVbase13
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Nellodee
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thanks to NellPublicTransport (NPT), transport in sandyville is now up to 99%. mind the gap!

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The Other Martin
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LIVbase13
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One hundred and EIGHTY!

We are much improved rankers!

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Nellodee
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184 ... we are so fruitful!

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184 ... we are so fruitful!


185

yes, indeed...

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I really wish I'd have paid more attention in French classes at school. I still have no idea what is going on with this site. :sad:

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I really wish I'd have paid more attention in French classes at school. I still have no idea what is going on with this site. :sad:


I think it's a map of Center Parcs.

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I really wish I'd have paid more attention in French classes at school. I still have no idea what is going on with this site. :sad:

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Is taking ages to translate the whole page though.

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I would sooooooooo like to have a Decadent Activity Center...

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Is taking ages to translate the whole page though.

Quicker than learning French :happy:
I can't word one of French and just translated a few important-looking texts, took under 5 minuts...

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