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You wouldn't believe how happy all these Clue cards are making me.

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Then it seems like a good time to dump mine.

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Thanks for the memories Snoopy.

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Shaving accident, DQ?

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Nope, bad day at work... slippery meat...

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Live organ donations can be like that sometimes.

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Like this?

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Quite.

It does make one seem so insignificant.

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Hey! You're using your instrument of inducing blunt force trauma! Very nice.


(Cross website pollination warning!)

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Hey! You're using your instrument of inducing blunt force trauma! Very nice.


(Cross website pollination warning!)


Back in the Dark Ages, when I was in high school and in the flag corps, I was smacked in the head by another flagette. It truly is an instrument of inducing blunt force trauma.

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Flaggirls are dangerous creatures. You've always got to be on the lookout.

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Fenny! Haven't seen You in a long, long time! How You doing nowadays?

(As for Your new picture, I first thought it was a Hungarian demonstrator on the verge of stealing a tank. They carry our national flag around everywhere, You see...)

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2 for 1 special offer?...naahh

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Does Your new avatar depict the sort of Chinese gadget (don't know the proper name) on which if You pour hot water, it starts to pee?

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Naw, it's a Tom Cruise butt plug.
Obvious, init?

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Oh - we finally get the real thing ... nice!

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Oh - we finally get the real thing ... nice!


Yes, magnificent pair of... wings, you have there, DQ

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Oh - we finally get the real thing ... nice!


Yes, magnificent pair of... wings, you have there, DQ


They're known to make men fly...

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Sweet snow boots, Fennie!!!!!!

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Thanks! I absolutely *love* them! I've been eyeballing them at the shoe store ever since they came out. I'm so glad my mom got them for me (and they are expensive shoes too...)

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I thought it was a vase wrapped in some sort of seasonal decorating stuff.
I'm not that good at recognizing footwear from quite a way away.

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I thought it was a vase wrapped in some sort of seasonal decorating stuff.
I'm not that good at recognizing footwear from quite a way away.


I guess they can be used for flowers as well

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I guess they can be used for flowers as well


At first read I assumed this post related to your last one rather than Waux's which amused me somewhat.

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At first read I assumed this post related to your last one rather than Waux's which amused me somewhat.


hmmm, might give that a try... sometime.. :twisted:

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Does anyone know how to make the new one I've got go faster?

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I haven't done that in a while...

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Does anyone know how to make the new one I've got go faster?


Blink more.

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