Douglas Adams Continuum (DAC)

Rock on.

There was a post on Metaquotes ages ago about a phone call:
-"Is Jessica there?"
-"THERE IS NO JESSICA; ONLY ZUUL."

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Zombies make bad gifts.

Used to have:
Bulletins are the gateway drug. -Jessi

I've removed it so that I can spread the Truth. I have seen the Light. Mr. Green must go.

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The truth ain't like puppies. A bunch of 'em running around, you pick your favorite.

There's nothing funny about a plastic vagina.

The Epic Project. It happened. Way too late.

Took this out, though I like it. "If you want to improve, be content to be thought foolish and stupid."

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So long...etc.

And now I've removed this: "Great, they kill their guests and steal their shoes...please tell me they kill their guests."

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So long...etc.

Got rid of "There is no try, only Zuul."

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The truth ain't like puppies. A bunch of 'em running around, you pick your favorite.

There's nothing funny about a plastic vagina.

The Epic Project. It happened. Way too late.

Does that mean that we can try now?

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I do radio commercials for...products.

Try away.

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The truth ain't like puppies. A bunch of 'em running around, you pick your favorite.

There's nothing funny about a plastic vagina.

The Epic Project. It happened. Way too late.

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A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal. - Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900)
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Does the new one mean the same, DQ?

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Sir Humphrey: With Trident we could obliterate the whole of Eastern Europe.
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You can't be a successful dictator and design women's underclothing. - Bertram Wooster, The Code of the Woosters

Nope.

It´s Klingon "Your Mother has a smooth forehead"

You´d better run fast if you say that to a Klingon Warrior...

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A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal. - Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900)
[img]http://www.millan.net/minimations/smileys/kittifer.gif[/img]

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This has been another random act of nonsense.

Mock Trial with J. Reinhold!
Mock Trial with J. Reinhold!
-William Hung and his Hung Jury

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I do radio commercials for...products.

Now we got Mr. Green back I can dump this Mr. Green

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Mooned on my first and 1000th post.

I do believe that I've found a better quote:

It's only when you look at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day that you realize how often they burst into flames.
-- Harry Hill

I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer.
-- Douglas Adams

The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.
-- Somerset Maugham

That makes me think of Futurama and the whale biologist whose explanation for everything is that he is a whale biologist.

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So long...etc.

I have actually thought about trying that.

"Shot through the heart and you're to blame. You give love a bad name."


I'm going to miss that one.

Dropped:

The second warning will come without warning and may (or may not) sound like a duck.

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The truth ain't like puppies. A bunch of 'em running around, you pick your favorite.

There's nothing funny about a plastic vagina.

The Epic Project. It happened. Way too late.

Got rid of:

Nobody outcrazies Ophelia! Hey nonny nonny with the hoo and the haw and the nonny nonny hey! *SPLASH!*

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The truth ain't like puppies. A bunch of 'em running around, you pick your favorite.

There's nothing funny about a plastic vagina.

The Epic Project. It happened. Way too late.

"Consider: One, probability is a facter which operates *within* natural forces. Two, probability is *not* operating as a factor. Three, we are now held within un-, sub- or super-natural forces. Discuss."
"What?"

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The truth ain't like puppies. A bunch of 'em running around, you pick your favorite.

There's nothing funny about a plastic vagina.

The Epic Project. It happened. Way too late.

How's the Epic Project coming, AJ?

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Well what if there is no tomorrow? There wasn't one today!

Very, very slowly. But I have been working on it. I swear.

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The truth ain't like puppies. A bunch of 'em running around, you pick your favorite.

There's nothing funny about a plastic vagina.

The Epic Project. It happened. Way too late.

Does it involve all the Continuumers, a selected few or only You?

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Sir Humphrey: With Trident we could obliterate the whole of Eastern Europe.
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You can't be a successful dictator and design women's underclothing. - Bertram Wooster, The Code of the Woosters

Not all. But a lot.

EDIT: I'm fixing to start working on it again - RIGHT NOW!!!

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The truth ain't like puppies. A bunch of 'em running around, you pick your favorite.

There's nothing funny about a plastic vagina.

The Epic Project. It happened. Way too late.

Also, since I've been at this for so long, some of the avatars are out of date. Meaning that they have changed their avatars and their old ones are in my epic project.

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The truth ain't like puppies. A bunch of 'em running around, you pick your favorite.

There's nothing funny about a plastic vagina.

The Epic Project. It happened. Way too late.

Speaking for myself, It's OK Joe. The continuumer's should know which one is them. This comment is only valid if I'm included in the epic project. If I'm not, then fooey on you!

Goodbye quote that is actually about me

"He's not stupid, he's a plant biologist"
- a comment made by one of my roommate's friends in reference to me. I forget what I said to elicit the comment though

I needed the frylock bar!

I just thought I'd acknowledge here that I've fallen to peer pressure and made one of those picture bar thingys.

And I had to take this out in order to add it:

"Change hurts, that's why the word feels the way it does: it's a way in which the world ends. Breaking out of the stasis paradigm, and into something new and scary and bright."

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So long...etc.

"Many of my parishioners ask me how I like women priests in the Church. And I say, 'With big tits'." -- Reverend R. Sleeker

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This has been another random act of nonsense.

Dropped this:

Now I'm craving tapestries.

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The truth ain't like puppies. A bunch of 'em running around, you pick your favorite.

There's nothing funny about a plastic vagina.

The Epic Project. It happened. Way too late.

So I assume this means you got some.

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I do radio commercials for...products.

I did, I did. Wink, wink, nudge, nudge.

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The truth ain't like puppies. A bunch of 'em running around, you pick your favorite.

There's nothing funny about a plastic vagina.

The Epic Project. It happened. Way too late.

Morten Andersen made his All Time Scoring record and I've removed my countdown.

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Mooned on my first and 1000th post.

(I always meant to ask about that.)

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(... don't piss us off)

"Home is just a memory - and this new thing that has taken it's place? Isn't home."

"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has it's limits."

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Changed for the holidays based upon my watching of the Invader Zim Christmas episode this afternoon.

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So long...etc.

Dropped this:

And he steals a horse! Batman's such a rascal.

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The truth ain't like puppies. A bunch of 'em running around, you pick your favorite.

There's nothing funny about a plastic vagina.

The Epic Project. It happened. Way too late.

Bow down, bow down
Before the power of Santa
Or be crushed, be crushed
By his jolly boots of doom.

"To the jingle jail with the nonbeliever!!!"

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So long...etc.

Dropped this:
The nothingness looks, feels and bounces like tofu... which, ironically, tastes like nothing.

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The truth ain't like puppies. A bunch of 'em running around, you pick your favorite.

There's nothing funny about a plastic vagina.

The Epic Project. It happened. Way too late.

Dropped this:

Wrestling is like porn for rednecks. Both involve sweaty bodies and bad acting.

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The truth ain't like puppies. A bunch of 'em running around, you pick your favorite.

There's nothing funny about a plastic vagina.

The Epic Project. It happened. Way too late.

Dropped this:

They both savoured the strange warm glow of being much more ignorant than ordinary people, who were only ignorant of ordinary things.

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The truth ain't like puppies. A bunch of 'em running around, you pick your favorite.

There's nothing funny about a plastic vagina.

The Epic Project. It happened. Way too late.

Hab SoSlI' Quch!

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A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal. - Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900)
[img]http://www.millan.net/minimations/smileys/kittifer.gif[/img]

Dropped this:

Chicken: You know the chickens are always ready to help you any way we can. But as you know...
Squeezit: What can chickens do?
Chicken: Precisely.

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The truth ain't like puppies. A bunch of 'em running around, you pick your favorite.

There's nothing funny about a plastic vagina.

The Epic Project. It happened. Way too late.