Douglas Adams Continuum (DAC)

Greetings...

Greetings have some toffee

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like the greenie

Hello,

Something to fix you up.

Welcome. Here's a beaver for the boy from Beaverton.

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I do radio commercials for...products.

Welcome. Have a plate:

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The truth ain't like puppies. A bunch of 'em running around, you pick your favorite.

There's nothing funny about a plastic vagina.

The Epic Project. It happened. Way too late.

Hi Naveed! Being from Oregon I hope you will enjoy these delicious marionberries!



Welcome to the DAC, where we are mostly harmless. Just jump in!

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vagabond
birds, any birds, anywhere, any time

Welcome Naveed. Have a complete absence of gift...a sort of anti-gift...and not even a space in which to put your others. Well, it's different.

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The drug purportedly affected an area of the brain called "Shatner's Bassoon"

I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body. Then I realized who was telling me this.
http://s267.photobucket.com/albums/ii297/h2g230/

Hello, you're simply Deevan backwards.

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Her mouth opened, her eyes patients, the variety of age and constitution as a pullets egg, with some gobbits of fat, and the heavy sand.

(... don't piss us off)

Welcome, have an open space, for all of your pressies

































Share and enjoy!

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Carpe aleae

Welcome, Naveed!
Have a moon:

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(... don't piss us off)

Welcome! Have a refreshing drink!

Here is a tazer to keep Ken away from you.

You might want to invest in some Mace if he tries to kiss you while wearing a rubber suit.

Welcome, Nav! Have some lovely running llamas:

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Impossible you say? Nothing is impossible when you work for the circus.

Hmmm...this is quite possibly the warmest welcome I've received on any forum I've ever joined. Thanks for all the nifty stuff!

have a picture of the Hoff


p.s mg this isnt off ur server
http://www.wildburro.co.uk/photos/The%20Hoffs%20Pants.gif

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Bricks can hear our thoughts, but don't care about anything they've heard so far. It is their bane to coexist with us all the while being bombarded with ideas that don't interest them in the least. -Moongodess
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I'm Frood Damnit!

nifty stuff be our specialty and the post above me be scary, well do that to

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like the greenie

Indeed.

Have Stephen dancersizing:

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Zombies make bad gifts.

Welcome to a home away from home, where your parents will *wop* and *ahem* you, and your brothers and sisters are either insanely horny, perverted, scary, insane, illogical, or hoopy.

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Personally, I believe joblessness is one of the core prerequisites for creativity. - OZ

I'm every single one of those.

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The truth ain't like puppies. A bunch of 'em running around, you pick your favorite.

There's nothing funny about a plastic vagina.

The Epic Project. It happened. Way too late.

thats a good description of us all, thou if you need a place to unwind, heres a place that youl always find a lauph, even when its sopposed to be serious.......

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like the greenie

Hello and welcome, Naveed! Ah, the Beav...I used to take the bus out very very close to there for schooling purposes and half my friends lived there. I still don't know how anyone can navigate in Beaverton... it all looks the same to me!

Anyway, have some pie:

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Oh, I see. You were lampooning me.





It was a simple lampoon.

I can.

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vagabond
birds, any birds, anywhere, any time

Hi Naveed,
Welcome, welcome...we hope you enjoy your time here. Despite any of the rumors you might have read on the walls of public lavatories, Tony *isn't* contagious.

It's Ken you have to worry about.

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"Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings."

You rang?

I'm only dangerous if you inhale me.

Otherwise, a hot bath and a nice loufa scrub will usually be enough to clean me off of you.


You, um, like baths, don't you?

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Steal Compass. Drive North. Disappear.

twitter: @kensocrates

Of course, I forgot one minor detail. You can smoke Ken, but you cannot inhale him. Feel free to light him on fire at any time.

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"Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings."

Damn good thing I've been on my best behavior.

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This has been another random act of nonsense.

When the fat lady sings, were all going to die

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like the greenie

I'm already on fire, babe.

Feel, feel, feel, feel, feee-eel....feel my heat.

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Steal Compass. Drive North. Disappear.

twitter: @kensocrates

You know your doctor can prescribe antibiotics to help with the burning sensations, right?

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"Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings."

How!

(waits for remark such as "I look at the street signs")

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Oh, I see. You were lampooning me.





It was a simple lampoon.

A really good sense of direction and a head for maps.




Oh. And I read the street signs, although you can't always depend on street signs. People knock them down, steal them, or otherwise make them disappear.

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vagabond
birds, any birds, anywhere, any time

My doctor won't come anywhere near this thing without a radiation suit and barbeque tongs.

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Steal Compass. Drive North. Disappear.

twitter: @kensocrates

*Acetegan stirs from her slumber*

Mmmm?

Oh, hallo~ ^^ Have some echinacea tea~