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 Post subject: It's Fake Fur
PostPosted: Sat Aug 12, 2006 9:29 pm 
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I swear no animals were harmed in the making of my hat.

One or two may have been traumatized by the sight of it, however.

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 13, 2006 1:51 am 
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My chapeau is made from the skins of only the cutest of baby seals. Clubbed silly by indifferent traders, they're then hung on hooks and skinned fresh. The pelts are then placed over chickenwire and sewn together to form a lovely top hat.

I get all sorts of compliments at the PETA meetings.

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Get with the times, Gonz - they don't call it chickenwire any more ... it's now known as poultry netting.
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I prefer to remain anachronistic.

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 13, 2006 8:38 pm 
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Many Insects and small mammals, lizards, and burds were harmed in the making of my entire self considering that if I hadn't eaten them, I would either be dead or a very skinny Kestrel.


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PostPosted: Wed Aug 16, 2006 11:58 am 
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Ribbet.

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Ribbet.

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I think you left your frog on 'repeat'.

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Or is it Chas and Dave time down at the pond?


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The frogs are vocal tonight...

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a little strange wrote:
The frogs are vocal tonight...


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