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The Duke of Dunstable
PostPosted: Tue Mar 01, 2005 11:53 am 
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Ripped this from Bistroist, at Floor 42:



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An operations manager for Jack in the Box was late for a meeting and
called his boss to tell him he was running late. As he was leaving the
voice mail message, he witnessed an accident and went on to provide
"play by play" of the incident. This is the actual voice mail message.

Audio (MP3)

Nearly wet myself laughing here.

*Edit: The link broke, so I uploaded the file to this server instead. The link should work now.*

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Scratch
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Thanks Dukey for an excellent start to the day!

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Seymour the Fractal Cat
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James
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Laughed so much, thought my knickers would never dry!

Thanks Duke.
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I'll have to take a look at thet when I get home...

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Ouisgian Zhoda
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That's the funniest damn thing I've heard since 'deer in the car'.

Thanks Dukey. That was too much. I almost lost my dinner.

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The Duke of Dunstable
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Loads of traffic coming to this thread from Norway. Norwegians have a good sense of humour.

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The Duke of Dunstable wrote:
Loads of traffic coming to this thread from Norway. Norwegians have a good sense of humour.

Or absolutely no sense of direction....

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Why has this been made a sticky then?

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Wasn't me.

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Didn't think it was. The Duke moves in mysterious ways...

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Her mouth opened, her eyes patients, the variety of age and constitution as a pullets egg, with some gobbits of fat, and the heavy sand.

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underdog
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That was pretty hilarious :happy:

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Brilliant!

I love the laugh...

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Fenchurch
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Oh that was funny.... :lol: :lol: :lol:



Ahahhaha.. go granny! :mrgreen:

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The Duke of Dunstable
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I was asked to make it sticky to be easier to be found. It still gets a lot of traffic. No wonder, it's just superb.

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Lozlan
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Just out of curiosity, Seymour...where did you find the faux Magic card? I love those things.

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Puff
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Not to be a downer, but I don't think Seymour will be answering that for a bit. He said he'll be back at the end of the week.

:smile:

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that old lady rocks, that was a good start for a day and a good start for me in the forum..

HAHA

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jns wrote:
that old lady rocks, that was a good start for a day and a good start for me in the forum..

HAHA


an even better start would be to give us a wave with your towel here!
:wink:

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hahahahahahaha :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: genius!

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Granny strikes back! This is an old one, but a goodie.

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Scratch wrote:
The Duke of Dunstable wrote:
Loads of traffic coming to this thread from Norway. Norwegians have a good sense of humour.

Or absolutely no sense of direction....


Yes, we all thought this threrad would contain either fruit or nudity.. I am very disappointed..

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