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Tis from Mosrgenstern - Rammstein


Right spiffy, thanks a lot fennie :happy:

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"Bjork could not be here ­­ she was trying on her Oscar dress and Dick Cheney shot her."

"There are women here who could barely afford enough gown to cover their breasts"

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Your mother ate my dog! Not all of him.

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"They've got this car that runs on water, man! And the government is keeping it a secret.

And it runs on WATER!"


I have no idea why I changed it. I just did.

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"What kind of a name is Cowworm?! Cows don't exists!"


My new signature is green.
Two reasons there are for this:
1) The quote is of Le Garm (ficitonal character), whose color is green.
2) It stands out that way.

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That is just......wow, Cowworm, words fail me at a moment like this.

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Oh, sure. Be cynical. I don't mind.

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Oh, sure. Be cynical. I don't mind.


:mrgreen:

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"Why can't we get all the people together in the world that we really like, and just stay together forever?" -Charlie Brown

''I'm so used to things not working out the way they're supposed to that I get a little freaked out when they do.'' -Ephram Brown

(I might change it back, but I found something I like)

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That's a very nice sig..

..i need to remember that in my life, alongside "Always Look At The Bright Side Of Life"


*whistles*

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I'm glad you like it fennie, I'll even share it if it'll help. :smile:

(And thanks for getting that song in my head :mrgreen: )

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"...So I'm gonna take too many pictures, laugh too much and love like I've never been hurt; and I'm not going to regret any of it. Because every 60 seconds I spend upset is a minute of happiness I can never get back."


That might be my new favorite quote...where did you find it? Sounds a lot like how I try to be. (I especially like the part about taking too many pictures, that's very me :smile: )

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That one is my favorite, I almost bought it a while ago (and then realized they were more money than I happened to have at the moment).


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My personal favorite...

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Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
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Know what'd be funny?? If some of these were actually signatures.

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SerenityScape wrote:
Know what'd be funny?? If some of these were actually signatures.

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Ahem

Actually made in the past day. I know, an on topic post by me :shock:

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Once in a blue planetary satellite.

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By the way, can anyone guess where my sig is from?

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I *want* to say that conversation was from Guards Guards, but that is probably wrong.

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I *want* to say you're right, but you're wrong. So very, very wrong.

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I think you should Stop and think 'ard about it.


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Oh, DUDE! I KNEW I knew it! I just thought it was Pratchett.

Gusty, you're a bloody genius, ya know that?

And CJ, you have good taste. :thumb:

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because Jessi my love said i should change my sig...


Sag mir ich bin nicht alleine
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Yesssss.

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Shikala wrote:
Oh, DUDE! I KNEW I knew it! I just thought it was Pratchett.

Gusty, you're a bloody genius, ya know that?

And CJ, you have good taste. :thumb:


Thanks, and for those who haven't got it yet,

Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead.

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"Eunice needs the gang to paint the winding path so that the little unicorns do not get lost on their way."

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You gotta love my out of context remarks :mrgreen:

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Oh dear ... I saw part of a show on TV last night about this family building a new house, and guess what ... they've had two more babies since that picture was taken.

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Who's the mother this time?


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hey, i LOVE those "motivation"-posters! very funny! and so, so true ... :wink:

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I found this and I think it may fit into Dragon Queens signature

"Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, because you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup."


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