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Pitbull
 Post subject: Hello Froods
PostPosted: Tue Jul 04, 2006 1:28 am 
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Hello..? Hello....

Testicle...Testicle... one two one two!

Hello everyone. Welcome to me. I came here to find normalcy. I am normal and boring. I'm forty,fat and bald.I am the pattern for Homer Simpson.ImageI don't laugh and have no sense of humour.
Been a fan of ...this..ermm *wanders off somewhere*.



Oh yeah that's it. Hitchhikers guide to the Galaxy..mmmmmmmmmmm.....
Galaxy .. drool!

Hope to come in and post some normal stuff here once in a while.
Also big fan of WOTW.Red Dwarf, RHPS Futurama Mitm + Simpsons.. Married,four kids,two cars,no job,no money... blah blah blah blah...


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If you can't blind them with science...
Baffle them with your bulls**t.


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Mike
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Hi Pitbull, welcome to our humble abode. I hope you enjoy your stay and that you feel welcome enough to make yourself comfortable. :happy:

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The Duke of Dunstable
 Post subject: Re: Hello Froods
PostPosted: Tue Jul 04, 2006 1:40 am 
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Pitbull wrote:
Hello..? Hello....

Testicle...Testicle... one two one two!


Hahahahaha! I already like you! Welcome aboard!

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mg
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Welcome, Pitbull!
Have a moon:

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Tony
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You're 40? Ha! Young Whappersnipper!

Welcome to our small but crowded nut-tree...

Have a beast...
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The drug purportedly affected an area of the brain called "Shatner's Bassoon"

I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body. Then I realized who was telling me this.
http://s267.photobucket.com/albums/ii297/h2g230/
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Choccster
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ooooh red dwarf! welcome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Pitbull
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 04, 2006 2:19 am 
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Hooray the froods from DAC,they say yeeeeeees!

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mg
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You related to Scratch?

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Tony
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Scratch has a brother???
:shock:

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The drug purportedly affected an area of the brain called "Shatner's Bassoon"

I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body. Then I realized who was telling me this.
http://s267.photobucket.com/albums/ii297/h2g230/
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mg
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:)

Two minds with but a single Waux ...

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Tony
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Well, I had half a mind to say the same thing...does that make two and a half minds?

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The drug purportedly affected an area of the brain called "Shatner's Bassoon"

I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body. Then I realized who was telling me this.
http://s267.photobucket.com/albums/ii297/h2g230/
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Fenchurch
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Oh come on! He's not that old to be Scratch's brother!!!!


Ooohh... Welcome to the DAC! Ehm.. you really cant find normalcy here, btw. But you can certainly try..

Have some pretty flowers:
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Tony
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Hmmmm....you decide.

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It would be extremely lame to ask for a DNA test...so I won't.

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The drug purportedly affected an area of the brain called "Shatner's Bassoon"

I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body. Then I realized who was telling me this.
http://s267.photobucket.com/albums/ii297/h2g230/
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Fenchurch
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What does Douglas Adams got to do with Scratch and Pitbull being brothers??


EDIT: the grammar on the previous post was horrendous!

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Tony
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Yes...that was for why being the lame bit of to which I were referring...to.

:wink:

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The drug purportedly affected an area of the brain called "Shatner's Bassoon"

I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body. Then I realized who was telling me this.
http://s267.photobucket.com/albums/ii297/h2g230/
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Fenchurch
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Ohhh... the other DNA!!!

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vagabond
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Hi Pitbull, welcome to the mighty DAC, where we are mostly harmless. I like birds, so here is a bird for you that the owner calls a "flying pitbull":

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Spam Tomato Spam
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Hello!
It seems that giving images as a welcoming gift is traditional here, so have a Futurama screenshot of Beck's head in a jar.

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Scratch
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Hello Pitbull. I don't want to cause offence but it should be obvious from Tony's photo comparison that I'm far too hansome and demure to be related to you... You on the other hand could be related to Tony, who I'm not related to.
Also, not to quibble but I think you'll find I'm the pattern for Homer Simpson...
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irishlady
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Yes Spam! We noobs shall join the giving...


Have a pair of Red Dwarves!

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Pitbull
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Thankyou ever so much everyone. You've made me feel allImage
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Pitbull
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As for being twinned with anyone or even being anyones Brother, I pity whoever you choose for that title. I don't even look like MY Brothers.

Anyone want any milk?
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Somebody Else's Problem
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Welcome, Pitbull!
hmm, have a rather useless looking teapot!
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Pitbull
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Welcome, Pitbull!
hmm, have a rather useless looking teapot!
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I would have said interesting looking,but useless to use.

Thanks for all the pressies Guys 'n' Gals.

Here's my pressie to you.

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vagabond
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Lovely, Pitbull, thank you.

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Difool
 Post subject: Re: Hello Froods
PostPosted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 3:25 am 
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Hi welcome

Pitbull wrote:
Testicle...Testicle... one...

You called :?:

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The Court Jester
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Welcome. Have this:

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Pitbull
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 07, 2006 1:41 am 
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I can get a bit tetchy at times,tetchy,tetchy,tetchy.
So I have to bite my tongue.
Take a look at me at my worst.

http://www.gkko.com/videos/2226/pitbulls-are-crazy/

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