Douglas Adams Continuum (DAC)

My name is Naomi, I'm 16 and from London.

I'm here because I think it might be a constructive way to spend my study leave.

Welcome! Have a Anachronism:

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The truth ain't like puppies. A bunch of 'em running around, you pick your favorite.

There's nothing funny about a plastic vagina.

The Epic Project. It happened. Way too late.

Greetings, Anachronism!
Be welcomed ... have a moon:

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(... don't piss us off)

Hello there!

Yay! Another teenager to join the ranks! And you're a Brit...

Have a... erm... another Anacronism...?

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Don't try to out-weird me. I have stranger things free with my breakfast cereal.

Welcome! Have a picture of indiana jones.



The reason I present to you a pic of indy is because his bag is an anachronism - it's a mark VII gas mask bag, which didn't exist until after the movies are based!

Interesting, no?

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A student riding in a train looks up and sees Einstein sitting next to him. Excited he asks, "Excuse me, professor. Does Boston stop at this train?"

Wow, what a delightful collection of anachronisms! And a lovely moon too! Thanks.

Welcome Anachronism

Have a really hege open space:













































And a very cool game:

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Carpe aleae

Hi there! Have a picture of Pottery, by Patrick Caulfield

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"Behold the Universe! The staggering jewels of the night in their infinite dust!"

Hello! Have a llovely llama llooking at a llovely view:

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Impossible you say? Nothing is impossible when you work for the circus.

Welcome have a Chronometer to keep out of time

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Mooned on my first and 1000th post.

Welcome Naomi, fellow Brit person.

You are indeed correct in your deduction that this is a good place to spend your study leave. I started mine here, and that was 83 years ago.

Have this for starters:

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The drug purportedly affected an area of the brain called "Shatner's Bassoon"

I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body. Then I realized who was telling me this.
http://s267.photobucket.com/albums/ii297/h2g230/

Hi, anachronism,

Welcome to the DAC. We are mostly harmless and love to give presents (and receive them too). Here is my gift:

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vagabond
birds, any birds, anywhere, any time

Welcome aboard, glad to see you here! Hope you enjoy it around here.

In the words of at least a couple of others, we don't bite...much.

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So long...etc.

Sixteen year-old Brit? Speak for yourself.



Welcome! Try not to be too scared of us all.

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Personally, I believe joblessness is one of the core prerequisites for creativity. - OZ

I forgot your gift!

Have a genius.

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Personally, I believe joblessness is one of the core prerequisites for creativity. - OZ

Have a Girl Anachronism

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Her mouth opened, her eyes patients, the variety of age and constitution as a pullets egg, with some gobbits of fat, and the heavy sand.

(... don't piss us off)

hiya! have someone who knows all about anachronisms (and is probably responsible for quite a few ones!):

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"The human gene pool needs more lifeguards!
Either that or stronger chlorination...." (Pitbull)

Yes, your study leave.

And then you'll find that the DAC'll be a constructive way to spend not doing your school work. Then your weekends. Your days off. Your vacations. Your graduation. Your first job. Your second job (because you spent too much time here on your first job). Your wedding day. Your third job. Your holiday in Spain. And so on and so on until you realize that your day hasn't properly begun until you've logged in and checked out what's going on in the DAC. The DAC will become your life, your friend. You'll wave towels in sympathy. You'll tell us what you're drinking... RIGHT NOW! You'll SEYMOUR!, GONZOID! or TONY! more often then you'll care to think. Essentially, we will consume your lifeforce, your soul, all hopes you have of the future. So much so that you'll wake up on the eve of your eleventyfirst birthday thinking, "What crazy crap is Ken Socrate, Jr., saying now?" That is what the DAC will become in your life. Not just a way to spend your study leave but a way to spend the rest of your life!

Muwahaha! Muwahahahahahahahahaha!! Muwhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!













Seriously, though, welcome aboard. Have a picture of Burt Reynolds.

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This has been another random act of nonsense.

Ken's pregnant?!
!woot!


(Does Scratch know about this?)

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(... don't piss us off)

Know about this... he insisted on it if I remember correctly.

Anyway, it's not so odd to think that Ken could be preggers.

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This has been another random act of nonsense.

Poor Anachronism.



Why does anyone ever come here? We're quite frightening.

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Personally, I believe joblessness is one of the core prerequisites for creativity. - OZ

Hmmm, have you noticed how they never stay? I mean, whatever happened to Helton?
And is it me, or is that bump in the ground in the back yard getting bigger?
And doesn't the DAC dog look healthy? Where does he keep finding those bones?

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The drug purportedly affected an area of the brain called "Shatner's Bassoon"

I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body. Then I realized who was telling me this.
http://s267.photobucket.com/albums/ii297/h2g230/

Ken has gathered quite a bone collection, hasn't he? Why do members never come back after he gives them a welcoming present?

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Personally, I believe joblessness is one of the core prerequisites for creativity. - OZ

Don't know, but I'm sure the paving stones weren't like that last week either.

(welcome, by the way!)

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I'm going to start a new company. It's going to be called 'Easy McApple.' The revenue stream will be based on betting who will sue me first...

that´s ... perfect, gonz. that´s the DAC.

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"The human gene pool needs more lifeguards!
Either that or stronger chlorination...." (Pitbull)

oh, please! as if i don´t get enough of this at fanfiction.net! the DAC is a non-MPREG zone!

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"The human gene pool needs more lifeguards!
Either that or stronger chlorination...." (Pitbull)

There's DAC fanfiction?!?!???

Awesome! Now I can post that story I wrote about my tryst with you and it won't seem like a creepy stalking manifesto.

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This has been another random act of nonsense.

Zomg I ship Gonzoid/Nellodee!!1!one!!

....I mean...fanfiction? What is that? I know not of this "fanfiction" you speak of...

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Impossible you say? Nothing is impossible when you work for the circus.

Of course, any product from this union would have to bear both our names.

Gonzodee?

Nellozoid?

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This has been another random act of nonsense.

Welcome, Naomi, have a weewererabbit! Beware, girls, don't you dare to click on that link!!!

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Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.
(Douglas Adams, "Last Chance to See")

Welcome there!!! Hope you have fun in this place... here have some tulips

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WWJD... for a Klondike bar?

Naomi? Are you still here?

Don't be scared away!

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Don't try to out-weird me. I have stranger things free with my breakfast cereal.

You write on fanfiction.net Nell? Actually I think I already knew that... What's your pen-name?

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"Behold the Universe! The staggering jewels of the night in their infinite dust!"

I'm here, don't worry! Just slightly overwhelmed

Welcome.

Have a tape measure. That way, you can see how long you've been here!

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love is a wet spot on the mattress of my life! Tracy Lundgren

after our performance a bunch of little kids were in awe of the size of my bassoon. Appogg

Welcome, Naomi!

Have a

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A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal. - Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900)
[img]http://www.millan.net/minimations/smileys/kittifer.gif[/img]

i don´t write, i just read ... and sometimes i review. but only when the story is very good (happens rarely), or very bad (which happens way too often, but i´ve become quite good at avoiding those - usually title and summary give away more than the author wants).
i admit that sometimes i get ideas for fanfictions, but until now. i´ve never thought there was one that deserved to be written - and then there´s the fact that english isn´t my first language. so i stick to what i can do - and that´s drawing fanpics ...

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"The human gene pool needs more lifeguards!
Either that or stronger chlorination...." (Pitbull)

you do that and i post that h2g2/knightrider crossover that i posted, where david hasselhoff gets turned into a wombat by the IID!!!
this is meant as a warning, you know?

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"The human gene pool needs more lifeguards!
Either that or stronger chlorination...." (Pitbull)

This one?

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The truth ain't like puppies. A bunch of 'em running around, you pick your favorite.

There's nothing funny about a plastic vagina.

The Epic Project. It happened. Way too late.

I feel that I should get an avatar, but am not sure what of. Any suggestions?

some deity would be appropriate I feel

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Carpe aleae

What do you think best suits your personality?

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This has been another random act of nonsense.