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 Post subject: Hello
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Hi there all :mrgreen:

I've just posted a question in the book section, about a book funnily enough so it should be in the right place unless something amiss has happened with the universe.

Pleased to be here it's a fine looking site and I look forward to chatting with you all at some time.

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What ho, XP! Glad You joined the fun.

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Hi XP. I hope you don't mind but I've removed your enormous spam infected avatar. Nice try...

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Hi XP. I hope you don't mind but I've removed your enormous spam infected avatar. Nice try...


I had my suspicions. Not surprised if he turns out to be the seller of the shiny book on ebay. Good spotting, Scratch!

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really, scratch? should we stop being nice to XP for being a SB?
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Scratch wrote:
Hi XP. I hope you don't mind but I've removed your enormous spam infected avatar. Nice try...


I had my suspicions. Not surprised if he turns out to be the seller of the shiny book on ebay. Good spotting, Scratch!


dukey, may i just say how enormously your avatar rocks? wonderful.

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Did no-one else see his avatar advertising something or other which I didn't even bother to read properly?

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Thanks, ripped it off Douglas' site. I'm looking to get another, there's a short film sequence with Douglas in a bathtub (torso nudity) somewhere and I'm going to bully Totta into making me a gif of that.

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No, I never got the chance to see it. What was it?

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It was about 100 x 600 dpi advertising webspace I think. Like I said, I didn't really look at it beyond seeing it was obviously spam.

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Scratch wrote:
Hi XP. I hope you don't mind but I've removed your enormous spam infected avatar. Nice try...


I had my suspicions. Not surprised if he turns out to be the seller of the shiny book on ebay. Good spotting, Scratch!

Well the sellers ID at ebay is Alkip2006 and XP's email address is edkip@yahoo.co.uk. A startling resemblance I'd say so good call Dukey.

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Jesus Christ, a Henry Gale-spammer?

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Blimey, I've got XP at home and didn't know that it was spam!!! :shock:

This explains a lot 'though ...

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A whole new generation of spammers emerges... :shock:

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Let's create a monument dedicated to this new form of spammer, and then vandalize it in the name of great justice.

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I still can't believe it.

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Better believe it, son.

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Right ho. Information acknowledged, mom.

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Welcome XP ... to the madhouse :happy:

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So what do call this guy? A spamming super-bastard?

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Superfatted super-spamming super-bastard.

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Teenage mutant spamming supers.

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Have you got sometihng against teenagers? Or just spammers? Cos if you have a problem with mutants, then I'm out of here.
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I haven't got a problem with teenage mutants, in fact I've got one of my own.

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Appoggiatura wrote:
Let's create a monument dedicated to this new form of spammer, and then vandalize it in the name of great justice.


You've got to stop talking like that. I might fall in love. :lol:

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Shikala wrote:
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Let's create a monument dedicated to this new form of spammer, and then vandalize it in the name of great justice.


You've got to stop talking like that. I might fall in love. :lol:

Ok than. Eye shal oos teh woorst speelin n gramar posibl.

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Right ho. Information acknowledged, mom.


I think you need to learn more American slang...

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And what brought You to that conclusion?

(That mom-thingie was just a poor joke...)

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(That mom-thingie was just a poor joke...)



Ok... if you say so..

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Okay, let us dig this XP guy's wife up and see wether 'she's' a big black fellow or not.

(Sorry, this was just another poor joke. I'm a bit Lost-deprived and will be till May.)

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Hioya XP

so, when you reach however many posts it'll be, will you change to longhorn or vista???

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Well maybe they'll be an ungrade to XP Professional...

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