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Among the average continuumers, what are the ism do's and don'ts?

I wish I was intelligent and cultural enough to understand that question.

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wish that you were intelligent and cultural enough to understand that question.

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-- Humph

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I'm confused ...

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I'm going to just answer "jism" to both and leave it at that.

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Abbie Hoffman said we needed to turn our ism's into wasm's.



Then he shot himself.

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This has been another random act of nonsense.

Calgourzism. Only a selected few knows what that is. (My friends and I...)

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You can't be a successful dictator and design women's underclothing. - Bertram Wooster, The Code of the Woosters

Ism schism.

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"The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule."--H.L. Mencken

www.campaignforliberty.com

Iv'e always thought scandalism would make a fine English word.

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I have turned a new leaf: everyday from here-on-out I shall make it a point to do some random act of bravery and then run like hell
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reminds me a bit of the concept of the doctor who audio ep "...ish"! (which i have yet to listen to, but i think it has a great basic idea. anyone know it?)

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Either that or stronger chlorination...." (Pitbull)

Should this question really be in this forum? is there any Bohemiuumism about it?

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love is a wet spot on the mattress of my life! Tracy Lundgren

after our performance a bunch of little kids were in awe of the size of my bassoon. Appogg

No, there ism't

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Her mouth opened, her eyes patients, the variety of age and constitution as a pullets egg, with some gobbits of fat, and the heavy sand.

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After what I've heard 'Ism' is the point at which people stop reasoning and start throwing bombs at each other. I'm not saying I got the right answer to the initial question of this thread, I probably haven't, but that's the way I see it. Ism is where the brain stops functioning and emotion and need starts operating as a very poor substitute.
Peace
and
Don't forget the elephants

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Ophelia was a preference, not humanly accessible, not as such.

I would like to introduce the concept of "Sinisterism" and "Sinisteranity" - being those values which supporters of my various bids for world domination possess.

Phase I basically involves lots of Bring and Buy sales, charity cake stalls at fetes, you know...

Phase II however is more fundamental and concerns the eradication of all other types of "ism" or similar such, erm, thingy once I have inevitably secured control of the planet. For example, Sinisteranity will supplant religions such as (but not limited to) Christianity as all other beliefs will be outlawed, to the extent that popular everyday phrases used by the general population will be phased out and replaced.

Eg, phrases containing outbursts along the lines of "Jesus Christ", "Oh My God" or derivations of the same will instead read as follows:

1) For Sinister's sake...
2) Doctor H Sinister on a motorbike (popsicle stick, etc).
3) For the love of Sinister...
4) Oh My Sinister.

etc.

Thus cementing my role as the true centre of the universe.

I am sure you can all see that this is a reasonable measured response to the chaos of today's world and in the interest of humanity as a whole. And don't forget that I intend for 10% of every tax-penny you pay to go straight into my pocket to build my fabulous palaces and LEGO cities. It's not corruption if I tell you about it up front...

Dr. S.

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www.sinisterincorporated.co.uk

www.tabletown.co.uk

Sounds like a good deal, my dear Sinister. Just go ahead, I'll probably be a follower. Though nothing can or will be said with certainty here, as I myself am a follower of 'not a chance a-ism' which holds all beliefs to be false until the great a-dodo rises once again. But unless we all stand united singing 'we shall overcome' whilst spinning around and wiggling our leftmost toe in the general direction of skövde and simultaneously buying a scan hotdog wrapped in a four month old copy of the times while editing a poem surpassed by a vast majority of the population of Falun, Dalecarlia, Sweden, then I'm your man!
You bet I am!
Skei (the last in a line of old nerds that never accomplished much except for the odd appearence in a magazine published in a very bad garage in northern sweden)...

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Ophelia was a preference, not humanly accessible, not as such.

www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DP5aUPPS8

All I can think of in this thread.

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Zombies make bad gifts.