I would like to introduce the concept of "Sinisterism" and "Sinisteranity" - being those values which supporters of my various bids for world domination possess.
Phase I basically involves lots of Bring and Buy sales, charity cake stalls at fetes, you know...
Phase II however is more fundamental and concerns the eradication of all other types of "ism" or similar such, erm, thingy once I have inevitably secured control of the planet. For example, Sinisteranity
will supplant religions such as (but not limited to) Christianity as all other beliefs will be outlawed, to the extent that popular everyday phrases used by the general population will be phased out and replaced.
Eg, phrases containing outbursts along the lines of "Jesus Christ", "Oh My God" or derivations of the same will instead read as follows:
1) For Sinister's sake...
2) Doctor H Sinister on a motorbike (popsicle stick, etc).
3) For the love of Sinister...
4) Oh My Sinister.
Thus cementing my role as the true centre of the universe.
I am sure you can all see that this is a reasonable measured response to the chaos of today's world and in the interest of humanity as a whole. And don't forget that I intend for 10% of every tax-penny you pay to go straight into my pocket to build my fabulous palaces and LEGO cities. It's not corruption if I tell you about it up front...
Imagine a ball of iron, the size of the sun. And once a year a tiny sparrow brushes its surface with the tip of its wing. And when that ball of iron, the size of the sun, is worn away to nothing, your punishment will barely have begun.