Douglas Adams Continuum (DAC)

So going into the last race of the season, the Brazilian grand prix, Lewis Hamilton has to finish in the top five to clinch the world championship. Racing on his home track, Felipe Massa has to win with Hamilton finishing out of the top five to take the world championship. Massa leads the whole race with a massive lead while Hamilton hangs back holding fourth place secure. About seven laps from the end it begins to rain so all the front runners except Glock pit to change to wet tyres. Hamilton goes to fifth place. Hamilton ends up in sixth place when he is overtaken. On the last lap Massa finishes at least twenty six seconds ahead of Hamilton and thinks he got the championship but Glock slows down quite drastically because he's still on dry tyres and Hamilton overtakes him two bends from the finish line to finish fifth and take the championship. Incredible.

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Her mouth opened, her eyes patients, the variety of age and constitution as a pullets egg, with some gobbits of fat, and the heavy sand.

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Race was fixed.

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love is a wet spot on the mattress of my life! Tracy Lundgren

after our performance a bunch of little kids were in awe of the size of my bassoon. Appogg

Not even the race fiddlers at the FIA could have written that one!!

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"Samantha has to nip out to take her German Shepherd to the park to give him a stroke while he licks her face and pants."
-- Humph

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I was watching it, but myself and the GF got........distracted, shall we say, for the last 20 laps or so. Didn't actually watch it, but heard it. And I must say, it made a very interesting soundtrack for our little adventure.

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"The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule."--H.L. Mencken

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Ah, so the FIA are not the only race fiddlers

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"Samantha has to nip out to take her German Shepherd to the park to give him a stroke while he licks her face and pants."
-- Humph

(...don't piss us off)

20 laps? You must have some stamina OZ?

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love is a wet spot on the mattress of my life! Tracy Lundgren

after our performance a bunch of little kids were in awe of the size of my bassoon. Appogg

20 laps is about right between Pit stops

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"Samantha has to nip out to take her German Shepherd to the park to give him a stroke while he licks her face and pants."
-- Humph

(...don't piss us off)

Don't worry, Interlagos is the shortest circuit of the season

Shame about DC getting tagged so quickly, he wanted to do some do-nuts after the race if he finished, something you normally get fined for but last race and all that...

Do you think little Bernie was doing a rain dance out of sight of the cameras?

Roll on an advert free 2009 series.

Oh, almost forgot the drivers standard quote for this season, "for sure"

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I'm going to start a new company. It's going to be called 'Easy McApple.' The revenue stream will be based on betting who will sue me first...

Oh, so Massa didn't come first after all?

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The drug purportedly affected an area of the brain called "Shatner's Bassoon"

I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body. Then I realized who was telling me this.
http://s267.photobucket.com/albums/ii297/h2g230/

Yep, he won fair and square yesterday, and gratifying to see he is still recorded as being the winner today. Makes a change

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"Samantha has to nip out to take her German Shepherd to the park to give him a stroke while he licks her face and pants."
-- Humph

(...don't piss us off)

I thought perhaps OZ won.

Still, I wonder if Glock will be on the Sportsman of the Year shortlist...

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The drug purportedly affected an area of the brain called "Shatner's Bassoon"

I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body. Then I realized who was telling me this.
http://s267.photobucket.com/albums/ii297/h2g230/

I'd be looking for some fresh rubber after 20 laps!!

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"Samantha has to nip out to take her German Shepherd to the park to give him a stroke while he licks her face and pants."
-- Humph

(...don't piss us off)

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I'm going to start a new company. It's going to be called 'Easy McApple.' The revenue stream will be based on betting who will sue me first...

Yeah, doesn't the rubber get too hot after that many rounds?

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Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.
(Douglas Adams, "Last Chance to See")

Awww you ruined the ending for me

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Batman: Nobody wants war.

Robin: Gee, Batman. Belgravia's such a small country. We'd beat them in a few hours.

Batman: Yes, and then we'd have to support them for years.

I prefer OZ's version

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"Samantha has to nip out to take her German Shepherd to the park to give him a stroke while he licks her face and pants."
-- Humph

(...don't piss us off)

I wonder if his ended as a wet race as well...

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Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.
(Douglas Adams, "Last Chance to See")

Well, there were a few warmup laps.

And for the record, I finished last.

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"The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule."--H.L. Mencken

www.campaignforliberty.com

My kinda man!
:)

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