Douglas Adams Continuum (DAC)

So, obviously someone up there thought, oh, wait a minute, this year is the centenary of the Titanic´s sinking, isn´t it, right, how can I be so distracted, didn´t I just let the ship founder in 1912 just to make a point how decadent and ungodly the world has become, all that luxury and believe in technology and marveling of speed and perfection?

So, erm, what we can do, thought the one up there, now, that the world has again become decadent and ungodly in 2012, all that luxury and believe in technology and marveling of speed and perfection and deadliness of weapons, all this worshiping the golden calf, oh, right!

Let´s pick another glamorous luxury-liner to go down for a celebration, why don´t we!

So, no sooner said than done, the ship went down, due to another ungodly and disrespectful challenging of fate, for the captain just wanted to make an impression on the people on the coast (and oh dear, quite an impression did he make, didn´t he) and, oh, what have we here?

Two people on board who had a granduncle who died when the Titanic sank, oops!

And, now what have we there!

That ship was just the ship that served Jean-Luc Godard in 2010 as a setting for his movie "Film Socialiste" where he portrayed doom as a result of our world being so decadent?

Crikey! Holy shit! I mean... holy cow, dear God, do want us all to become cynics, I mean, remain cynics for the rest of our lives? Just a question.

So, there´s only one thing missing still!

Right, a sixty-million-yacht for her Majesty paid by cuts in education, so that people stay stupid and always vote for jerks like Cameron, now let this sink. In.

Edit: We know now there was a young Moldawian woman with the capitan the night that happened. Why, to push things even further God probably thought it was a good idea to let the ship hit the ground the exact very moment that guy climaxed, when having fellatio. What a timing! I can´t want to go to church again. To applause.



His thing? Probably this size.

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Jochen Lembke, Europe´s cab-driving writer, Germany, England, Switzerland and so on, the cab-world-record that goes on and on, and author of the best H2G2-sixth volume ever written or else money back!
Blog in English language: http://ejochenlembke.wordpress.com/

Der Kapitän der Costa Concordia war nicht der Erste. In den vergangenen 2600 Jahren versenkten mehr als ein Dutzend Seefahrer ihre Schiffe rund um die Insel Giglio. Fast hätte der Italiener das Kreuzfahrtschiff sogar auf ein antikes Wrack gesetzt. This translated means, here´s an additional message from the one above, as follows:

"Hey, you, guys and girls I have, so they say, hahahah, formed you "in my own likeness", to make all this even weirder it should be now known that the fuck-wit (I mean it only seems so, while all the while it is just following an elaborate scheme) captain has just almost crashed the boat on top of an antique wreck! More, surrounding the island Giglio there are more than a dozen of other ship-wrecks, from the past 2600 years! Splendid, isn´t it? Hahaha!"

Here the message ends and I am a bit far away from the nearest church, for continuing go and pray yourself.

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Jochen Lembke, Europe´s cab-driving writer, Germany, England, Switzerland and so on, the cab-world-record that goes on and on, and author of the best H2G2-sixth volume ever written or else money back!
Blog in English language: http://ejochenlembke.wordpress.com/

Erst die "Concordia", jetzt die "Allegra": Erneut ist es auf einem Schiff der Reederei Costa Crociere zu einem Zwischenfall gekommen. An Bord brach ein Feuer aus, Passagiere und Besatzung treiben manövrierunfähig im Indischen Ozean. Die Region ist bekannt für Piratenüberfälle. (Well, you mustn´t think I portray God´s thinking now in German just to make it up I have said on another thread that God is English, it´s just the language, where I get my information from, at present) Anyway, obviously this little fun game with the Concordia has left God only amused for a while, for what´s said above is that there is this other vessel of the Concordia´s line, the Allegra, and to just let it sink again was surely too trivial for the Ruler of the Universe, so he thought, hey, why not make it a bit more complicated for tension this time, let´s... hell, yeah, let it begin with a fire, just to make the ship disabled. And then, what can we do...? Oh, yeah, let it all happen in the Indian Ocean, in a region which is infamous for it´s pirates....

Great, so now we have the Allegra, slowly drifting through the sea, helpless... now, when will it come, the attack?!

Ask God! As usual in your local church in your area.

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Jochen Lembke, Europe´s cab-driving writer, Germany, England, Switzerland and so on, the cab-world-record that goes on and on, and author of the best H2G2-sixth volume ever written or else money back!
Blog in English language: http://ejochenlembke.wordpress.com/

Great, so now we have the Allegra save in port, but it turned out the the Fronch feg-trailer, pardon me, French frog-trailer, pardon me, French fish-trailer (!) towing the ship was not the fastest ship available, it was just the fastest on the scene and it sure was some fast money for the French-fry-trailer´s... (oh, blazes, you know which´s), company, too, for the crew, who risked their lives in waters infested with guys who raid, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer their weasley black guts out (only this time there is no Oscar involved about this, how about that), went off empty handed and the passengers, who therefor also had to risk their lives for 10 hours more, too.

Nice one, God, as usual.
Well, cheers to that and drink up, me hearties yoho!

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Jochen Lembke, Europe´s cab-driving writer, Germany, England, Switzerland and so on, the cab-world-record that goes on and on, and author of the best H2G2-sixth volume ever written or else money back!
Blog in English language: http://ejochenlembke.wordpress.com/