So, obviously someone up there thought, oh, wait a minute, this year is the centenary of the Titanic´s sinking, isn´t it, right, how can I be so distracted, didn´t I just let the ship founder in 1912 just to make a point how decadent and ungodly the world has become, all that luxury and believe in technology and marveling of speed and perfection?
So, erm, what we can do, thought the one up there, now, that the world has again become decadent and ungodly in 2012, all that luxury and believe in technology and marveling of speed and perfection and deadliness of weapons, all this worshiping the golden calf, oh, right!
Let´s pick another glamorous luxury-liner to go down for a celebration, why don´t we!
So, no sooner said than done, the ship went down, due to another ungodly and disrespectful challenging of fate, for the captain just wanted to make an impression on the people on the coast (and oh dear, quite an impression did he make, didn´t he) and, oh, what have we here?
Two people on board who had a granduncle who died when the Titanic sank, oops!
And, now what have we there!
That ship was just the ship that served Jean-Luc Godard in 2010 as a setting for his movie "Film Socialiste" where he portrayed doom as a result of our world being so decadent?
Crikey! Holy shit! I mean... holy cow
, dear God, do want us all to become cynics, I mean, remain
cynics for the rest of our lives? Just a question.
So, there´s only one thing missing still!
Right, a sixty-million-yacht for her Majesty paid by cuts in education, so that people stay stupid and always vote for jerks like Cameron, now let this sink. In.
Edit: We know now there was a young Moldawian woman with the capitan the night that happened. Why, to push things even further God probably thought it was a good idea to let the ship hit the ground the exact very moment that guy climaxed, when having fellatio. What a timing! I can´t want to go to church again. To applause.
His thing? Probably this size.
Jochen Lembke, Europe´s cab-driving writer, Germany, England, Switzerland and so on, the cab-world-record that goes on and on, and author of the best H2G2-sixth volume ever written or else money back!
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