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ver´ver´ nice one, veet. i take it you did this pic yourself? if yes, i tip my non-existing fez to you ...

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Which one do you mean?

If you mean the first one, I'll humbly direct your fez here. I'm not nearly as artistic as that.

The second one is courtesy of www.mangoroom.com.

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So many red crosses in this thread, how sweet ...

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Get your browser straight, stejac.

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Get your browser straight, stejac.

At the office this is unfortunately beyond my control ... :roll:

Here's a very useful tool:

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Get your browser straight, stejac.

At the office this is unfortunately beyond my control ... :roll:

Here's a very useful tool:

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When I was passing some time working in a video store, I wanted to buy one of those for some of my "favorite" customers.

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Talking, as we were, of cycling home in the rain...in Germany
Nell?
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Talking, as we were, of cycling home in the rain...in Germany
Nell?
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it´s NOT your lucky day: i don´t wear a white t-shirt and the sun has just come out (first time since last friday!) ... a bit.
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Well....today has had a rather encouraging number of boob references. Well done everybody. keep it...er, them....up....so to speak.

This could be the start of International Tits Day.:mrgreen:

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I would think you would consider every day international tits day, Tony.

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I would think you would consider every day international tits day, Tony.


Oh no. There are plenty of other areas of the female anatomy to focus on. Maybe International Tits Month.

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Naw. This geek looks more of the Dungeons & Dragons/LOTR variety.

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