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http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1811404

That has five you guys ought to appreciate. Mostly posted because the first is the best.

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In my broken chair, my wings are broken and so is my hair
I'm not in the mood for whirling

"But you have no weapons! No defenses! NO PLAN!"
"Yeah. And doesn't that scare you to death?"

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I love you! (Nellodee)

http://www.myspace.com/pitbulltheelder

What is this?.... where did it come from? AAAHHHHHHH.

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I'm just here

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The truth ain't like puppies. A bunch of 'em running around, you pick your favorite.

There's nothing funny about a plastic vagina.

The Epic Project. It happened. Way too late.

K-9! Brilliant...

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Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.
(Douglas Adams, "Last Chance to See")

I love it.
A few of the more obscure ones I spotted apart from the obvious Dr Who and Star Wars ones:
The false Anna from Metropolis
Robert from Fireball XL5
Robbie from Forbidden Planet
The Robot from Lost in Space
Kryten from Red Dwarf
The Oven robot from Grand Day Out and the Dog from A Close Shave
Huey and Dewey from Silent Running
Twiki from Buck Rogers
The Noo-Noo from Teletubbies
Bubo from the Clash of Titans
The Robot from the "Smash" adverts
The Google Android
Two Marvins but not the Illustrated guide one or the comic one as far as I can see
The Honda Asimo
The Tin Man
A Henry vacuum cleaner (a robot?)

I'll need my son to identify many others - I wonder if someone has a list?

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The Thirteenth Triskaidekaphobe
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I've just discovered something my Fat Chick needs...





















































A fat guy in a diaper.

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This has been another random act of nonsense.

oh thank you gonz! and i was having such a lovely evening.

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"The human gene pool needs more lifeguards!
Either that or stronger chlorination...." (Pitbull)

Some things will never change. Let's hope his diaper is not one of them.

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This has been another random act of nonsense.

gah!

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"The human gene pool needs more lifeguards!
Either that or stronger chlorination...." (Pitbull)

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Mooned on my first and 1000th post.

Woooow ... I just might have to get someone to make one of those for me.

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Wow! It's like a VW centaur.

Well, I'm not sure what to think about this...

http://www.flickr.com/photos/mezdeathhead/5578426181/

there's more ...

http://www.flickr.com/photos/mezdeathhead/5858544493/

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The drug purportedly affected an area of the brain called "Shatner's Bassoon"

I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body. Then I realized who was telling me this.
http://s267.photobucket.com/albums/ii297/h2g230/

Play Ball!

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I suppose no trip to CERN is complete without a bit of mugging for the camera and a quick game of Where's Higgsy?





(Offspring #1 to lower right)

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The drug purportedly affected an area of the brain called "Shatner's Bassoon"

I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body. Then I realized who was telling me this.
http://s267.photobucket.com/albums/ii297/h2g230/

I can see why Prof. Brian Cox loves to go there!

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Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.
(Douglas Adams, "Last Chance to See")

Hey! What's this thing suddenly coming toward me very fast?

http://www.mapcrunch.com/s/46286_3b26041b

This ought to be DAC-worthy:



Frank Zappa in concert (Berlin 1982)



Scary Berlin wall, 1982

Scanning my slides now, so there´s more to come!

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Jochen Lembke, Europe´s cab-driving writer, Germany, England, Switzerland and so on, the cab-world-record that goes on and on, and author of the best H2G2-sixth volume ever written or else money back!
Blog in English language: http://ejochenlembke.wordpress.com/

I don't get either, so would anyone care to translate?

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The drug purportedly affected an area of the brain called "Shatner's Bassoon"

I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body. Then I realized who was telling me this.
http://s267.photobucket.com/albums/ii297/h2g230/

"Either" refers to at least two things, if I am familiar enough with English language (which I supposedly am, since we, erm, lost the war, which left me with not much choice. Oh, those 10.000 American soldiers, plus dependents stationed back in "mo´fucking Hilebrann", as they lovingly pronounced my hometown Heilbronn and their free English lessons in the park, "hey, you wanna by some haaash? Hey, you got a siste´? Hey, you wanna blow-job?" I swear, these were the words and they were meant for me. (All of them!).

Well, the copyright should explain itself pretty much, in case you do refer to that, Europas taxifahrender Schriftsteller is German for the ridiculously preposterous way I call myself, Europe´s cab-driving writer (I figured the more it annoys people the more it sticks).

And the latter, the German text on the Berlin wall at the Brandenburger Tor - well it depends what the unknown "artist" had in mind, if the word "maker" is actually an anglicism, then it would translate, like, "hey, you sorry bastards in east and west" or if it is actually a mistake, then it should say "Macker", which would refer to a male macho being and then the sense would be, "hey, you sorry macho-bastards in east and west".

Without a doubt, the, erm, artist´s intention was to point out to that there is actually not much difference in shitheads, whether they´d be on this or the other side of the wall, they´d just be eastern or western shitheads.

Well, there is a point in that, as one must admit, I´m afraid.

Btw, I forgot, for 38 more ´82 Berlin pics, scary wall and all, see: http://jochenlembke.wordpress.com/2012/02/29/berlin-1982-fotogalerie/

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Jochen Lembke, Europe´s cab-driving writer, Germany, England, Switzerland and so on, the cab-world-record that goes on and on, and author of the best H2G2-sixth volume ever written or else money back!
Blog in English language: http://ejochenlembke.wordpress.com/

It is the year 1984 and in the City of London evil plans are forged, of Neo-liberalismn taking over the world... not possible? Oh, wait and see 25 years after!

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Jochen Lembke, Europe´s cab-driving writer, Germany, England, Switzerland and so on, the cab-world-record that goes on and on, and author of the best H2G2-sixth volume ever written or else money back!
Blog in English language: http://ejochenlembke.wordpress.com/