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LIVbase13 wrote:
[Person] Population 211
[Industry] Unemployment 0%
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[pop must be 500] Crime 0%
[pop must be 500] Pollution 0%
[pop must be 1000] Trade
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Utopia

Pop 215

I wonder if the press there has any problems finding something to to do with their time?

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...and I still can't build my flame thrower factory or start Dragon Flights Inc.

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[Safety] Crime 10% pop must be 500 - this link will add 1 person - What's going on here!
[Trade] Trade pop must be 1000 - this link will add 1 person
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Wow, we had a population explosion overnight! And look out! Crime is at 10%!

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Wow, we had a population explosion overnight! And look out! Crime is at 10%!

But what can we do? - I've been trying to figure it out all morning, but when looking at some other cities, it seems the security-feature only gets active when we reach 500. Maybe Iain-mini can do something?!?

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Hello this is Sandy here. :smile:

Thank you for all your clicks, don't stop clicking!!! please.

Je suis tres contente de voir ma ville grandir!

Merci very mooch.
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Bon jour, Sandy! Glad you're having fun with your little town. We certainly are!

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But what can we do? - I've been trying to figure it out all morning, but when looking at some other cities, it seems the security-feature only gets active when we reach 500. Maybe Iain-mini can do something?!?


this is iain-mini speaking, and no I can do nothing!! But you can change it by increasing the population.

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Can I just add that the mini thing you know, she is eleven but almost as tall as me.
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LIVbase13 wrote:
But what can we do? - I've been trying to figure it out all morning, but when looking at some other cities, it seems the security-feature only gets active when we reach 500. Maybe Iain-mini can do something?!?


this is iain-mini speaking, and no I can do nothing!! But you can change it by increasing the population.

merci


Then we must get up to 500 people in a hurry :mrgreen: - we'll do our best!

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aaah, what´s been happening to our nice town? it´s turning into a second gotham city! BatNell will swoop down and fight crime in her high-heels, right now!

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I didn't know Batman was Jewish!

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Just went in to take a peek
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[Safety] Crime 32% pop must be 500 - this link will add 1 person
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Just went in to take a peek
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[Transport] Transport 99%
[Environment] Pollution 0% pop must be 500 - this link will add 1 person
[Safety] Crime 32% pop must be 500 - this link will add 1 person
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:shock:

Our city is invaded by thugs!

Call in the marines!

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I don't know what's happened, but population has gone from 200 or so to 450 or so in a few hours...

Do we really need martial law already?
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Our city is invaded by thugs!
Call in the marines!

Lets smash the bastards! Can't wait till we reach 500 and can kick some butt...

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Time to give the thugs a message: Image

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Yup, lower unemployment and the crime rates start to sink...

Hmm, maybe I'll found a whip making factory tomorrow....

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Who kicked all the butt?!? I didn't get to kick any!!! Damn this "one *click* a day"...

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Oooh...did I do something right? :shock:

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