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 Post subject: Re: Sandyville
PostPosted: Thu Nov 24, 2011 2:55 pm 
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[Person] Population 4980
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 Post subject: Re: Sandyville
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 Post subject: Re: Sandyville
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A thief stole my brave new scooter :(

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 Post subject: Re: Sandyville
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Defeated that thief in court and restored balance in Sandyville once again!

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 Post subject: Re: Sandyville
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Everyone has a job, but the factories are now polluting our city.

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 Post subject: Re: Sandyville
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 Post subject: Re: Sandyville
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Wait! The hoodlums stole my scooter!

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 Post subject: Re: Sandyville
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Bad guys busted, but I can't find your scooter.

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 Post subject: Re: Sandyville
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Found!
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 Post subject: Re: Sandyville
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I need something to do.

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 Post subject: Re: Sandyville
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How about a job cleaning up the parks?

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 Post subject: Re: Sandyville
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Sandyville Central Park is in perfect order for a picnic.

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 Post subject: Re: Sandyville
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A new criminal has arrived in town!

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... and sent directly to jail!

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 Post subject: Re: Sandyville
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Help! Someone stole my scooter again!

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 Post subject: Re: Sandyville
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I found your scooter ... now if only I could find a job.

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Dragon Enterprises Ltd are hiring, but unfortunately we spilled some crap into the river.

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 Post subject: Re: Sandyville
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Cleaned up and lovely in SV!

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 Post subject: Re: Sandyville
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Not anymore, I'm afraid.

Hooligans on the loose and growing dole queues.

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 Post subject: Re: Sandyville
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crime's up - transport's down

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 Post subject: Re: Sandyville
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The train arrived, albeit à tad late. Hooligans aboard though.

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 Post subject: Re: Sandyville
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Balance restored!

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Not any more :evil:

The unemployed hooligans are invading.

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Rounded up the hooligans, just un pen de chomage.

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*cough* *cough* *cough*

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 Post subject: Re: Sandyville
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Ahh, the joy of breathing crisp air.

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Population up to 4997!

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4998!

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4999 and un peu de chômage.

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Sandyville's 5000th citizen needs a job.

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He's got a job now, but it seems to be polluting the air.
(Were we going to put Sandyville to rest at 5,000?)

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I think so, don't you? Didn't we say something about that a couple of pages back?

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OK, let's put Sandyville to rest.

One daily click less to forget - or remember...

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Bye bye Sandyville, it's been special. Wishing you all the best for the future.

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au revoir!

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