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The 83rd Doctor was played by renowned sitcom actor Derek Deadman. He appeared in seasons 340-343 of the long-running British SF series, "Doctor Who", which aired between the years 2336 and 2339 on BBC 1.

He was accompanied with his stunning blonde sidekick Millicent.

Under the auspices of a radical new Producer, Geoff Cambridge-Smythe (who was more used to producing light entertainment programs as opposed to SF drama), the show took a distinct turn for the worse, causing many fans to declare that the series was "not as good as it had been in the past" and "ruined forever".

This troubled era caused many Whovians to rename the series "Doctor Hasn't A Clue".

Equipped (as usual) with his trusty Sonic Hammer (TM), the Doctor was an engaging figure, but alas, almost totally useless and utterly incompetent.

This incarnation of the Doctor would often fail to spot things which were right in front of his eyes and during his four years in the role he completely failed to thwart any alien invasions whatsoever.

In fact, the 83rd Doctor's entire tenure saw him standing around making wisecracks and waiting for the live studio audiences to respond to jokey punchlines whilst the aliens were able to implement their plans almost completely unmolested.

One episode in particular consisted of a single monologue of topical asides by The Doctor, and the following episode saw him interviewing guests in a studio on Rigel VII.

Within the series' mythology, this inactivity on the Doctor's part led to almost total universal domination by the Daleks, who actually awarded him a medal for services to the Dalek Empire and regularly invited him to parties. Indeed, season 343, Deadman's last in the role, saw the Doctor ditch the TARDIS completely and move into a Seattle apartment which he shared with a Dalek, a Cybermat and a raggedy old sofa - with hilarious consequences.

Deadman and Cambridge-Smythe were assassinated in December 2339 by a cadre of aggrieved Doctor Who fans, leading to a reinvigorated series two years later.

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It was in the adventure entitled “Clutch of the Pterranoditesâ€

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The 83rd Doctor’s navigation skills were even worse than those of his predecessors, and often he would land the TARDIS in a particularly difficult spot, as in the Season 341 adventure simply entitled “Fireâ€

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The 83rd Doctor was no so much absent-minded as suffering from a complete lack of any common sense whatsoever.

Arriving on the airless seventh moon of Hakrovartan VI, our fearless but hopeless hero and his companion Millicent nearly died within moments of stepping out of the TARDIS, due to the Doctor's complete and utter failure to check that their air tanks were sufficiently full of, well...air.

Behind the scenes, this was in fact a cunning attempt by the Doctor Who production team to make an episode on the cheap with a series of flashbacks and recaps as the TARDIS crew struggled to breathe on the surface of the Hakrovartan moon.

This step was unfortunately necessary as a result of an astonishing clerical error on the part of Producer Cambridge-Smythe.

By failing to tick the correct box during the planning stages of the 341st season, 90% of the entire budget for that series was blown on a single episode which featured ten million Daleks singing happy birthday to the Doctor. The scene was intended to be rendered in CGI, but Cambridge-Smythe had inadvertently ordered the construction of ten million ACTUAL full-size Dalek props. These props were delivered on time and with great efficiency by a delighted supplier who couldn't believe his luck, much to the annoyance of the BBC's upper management who had to vacate their offices in order to store the Daleks prior to filming.

Subsequent attempts to sell the surplus Dalek props to the Doctor Who fan community were doomed to failure on the basis that there weren't all that many fans left by this time, and that the numbers of Daleks now available for sale led to a complete crash in the Dalek prop market. This, in turn, was a major contributing factor to the Stock Market crash of 2337 and the fifteenth Great Depression which followed.

Indeed, for several months after stock market values crashed through the floor, jobless bankers and traders could often be found camping out in abandoned Dalek props on street corners, because they were cheaper than cardboard boxes.

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The Season 342 adventure “Marooned on Melanicaâ€

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The opening story of season 341 in 2337 was entitled "Insects of Insanity". This two-part adventure saw the Doctor and Millicent attempting to stop off for a nice picnic on the planet Scarnelius, only to find themselves pursued back to the TARDIS by the Gigantic Psychopathic Dimension-Hopping Electric Blue Stinging Wasps of Vississitus III.

In retrospect, opening sandwiches on a planet almost totally covered in natural honey pumped from the core and a known attraction for spacefaring insectoid life forms from all over the galaxy would undoubtedly be considered A Very Bad Idea.

The opening episode scored remarkably high (relatively speaking, anyway) in the BBC's assessment of audience appreciation scores, which was surprising given the addition of a canned laughter track over the chase scenes and the excessive use of Benny Hill style incidental music as the TARDIS crew attempted to evade being stung to pieces.

However episode two did not fare so well and this was undoubtedly due to yet another televisual experiment by the light entertainment-orientated Producer, Geoff Cambridge-Smythe. This episode saw a lengthy sequence which was set in the Scarnelian Honeycomb Caves, into which our heroes attempted to flee from their mental six-legged pursuers.

At seemingly random intervals (gauged to limit as far as possible the amount of disruption to the pacing and dramatic impact of the story), the Doctor and Millicent would encounter metal doors controlled by computers which would block their way. To add an air of interactivity to the proceedings, Cambridge-Smythe had decided that if the Doctor and Millicent were to proceed, viewers would have to correctly answer one of several multiple choice general knowledge questions which would flash up onto the their screens. Viewers had the options to press a red, green, yellow or blue button to answer the questions correctly. Answering each question correctly would see the episode continue, and give viewers the options to rack up huge cash prizes to boot.

Unfortunately, an error in the interactive features of the technology of the day meant that failure to answer the questions properly would cause the viewers' televisions to explode.

To be fair, this latter fact was unknown to the BBC at the time, and since a prior audit had determined that they could not afford for any more than a dozen or so winners to claim their prizes, engineers had rigged the system to avoid having to pay out too much money, by escalating the difficulty of the questions as the episode progressed.

As the subsequent Police investigations and criminal trials would reveal, no-one even got as far as the nigh-on impossible final question without suffering the forcible and violent failure of their TV sets, and three hundred and two people lost their lives in either the initial explosions or resulting fires. Even now, nobody knows how the adventure ended, and no-one particularly cared since the conflagrations had decimated what was left of the hard core Doctor Who fan community.

A tribute to the fallen can be seen to this very day in Trafalgar Square.

(This vignette is made in "tribute" to the psychopathic wasp that stung me today - the swine came back twice more for another go - and to that end, I have now vowed to eliminate ALL insect life forms from the Earth.)

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The Doctor's companion Millicent did not fare well in season 342 (aired in 2338), being variously hypnotised, seduced, bamboozled, imprisoned and incapacitated during many of the episodes. But the most astonishing turn of events occurred in the third episode of the season, "Silver Lining" in which the TARDIS crew materialised on the planet Essekon Minor in the 541st century, ostensibly to return a lawnmower that the Doctor had borrowed from his best friend the Master three hundred years previously.

Blundering into danger as usual, Millicent and the Doctor were separated within thirty seconds of the episode's teaser opening before it crashed into a brand new title sequence. As an aside, the new sequence was a particularly psychedelic one that year, in full 5D "Ultra-Surround" with swirling pink flowers and subliminal advertising for a brand of soft drink that enquiries would later reveal would liquidise one's kidneys after prolonged use and resulting in the inevitable lawsuit for the beleaguered BBC.

As the episode progressed, with the Doctor's determination to return the lawnmower overriding any other sensible concern for the fate of his companion, it transpired that Millicent had unfortunately been partially converted into a Cyberman.

And much hilarity ensued.

Fortunately for our heroes, the cyber-conversion process was halted after Millicent suffered an allergic reaction to the gold pendant hanging around her neck, and she was able to retain much of her humanity.

In an unusual move, Millicent remained as a Cyberman for the next three episodes until the Doctor was able to find a cure. Said cure did eventually arrive, provided by the Master who had realised that he was only going to get his lawnmower back if he did a favour for the Doctor in return.

Those few people left watching the show had much praise for the performance of Millicent in her four episodes as a Cyberman, which was ironic since most of the scenes saw her stood in one corner of the TARDIS and portrayed by a plastic mannequin with butchered (and cybernised) lines from earlier episodes piped into the studio to make it appear as if she was talking.

The reason for this deception lay in the fact that the actress playing Millicent, Lucy Summers, had actually left the show in a fit of pique and had instead got a job working on breakfast TV as a weathergirl, where she would not so much predict the weather as arrange for it to occur based on audience preference (orbital weather control having finally been perfected in the year 2152).

Producer Cambridge-Smythe was therefore left in something of a quandary, but soon realised that the problem was not as bad as all that, since most of Millicent's lines consisted of dumb questions asked of the Doctor and screaming a lot. For the scenes where Millicent had to move, random passers-by would be conscripted to wear her clothes and the cyber-head. This did lead to some continuity errors when viewers observed scenes in which Millicent would change height dramatically, and in at least two episodes she was observed to have put on twelve stone, had hairy arms and even a tattoo on one arm that read "Muvver".

Fortunately for the show, Summers was fired from her weathergirl position after three weeks after accidentally ordering the total destruction of East Anglia by the weather-control satellites instead of a light shower as the locals had requested.

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The 83rd Doctor's attempt to recreate the antics of his 11th incarnation and allow his companion to "fly" through space from the door of the TARDIS was a well-meaning gesture, albeit one doomed to failure when attempted in the midst of a flaming asteroid storm.

Fortunately Millicent's resulting skull fractures, brain damage and third-degree facial burns took only two months to fully heal in the TARDIS medical bay, albeit she was then lost within the bowels of the ship for a further year due to the internal architecture of the craft rearranging itself, apparently at random. This was the supposedly exciting premise of the 341st season episode "Burns Night" which saw the Doctor battling with an evil entity which had taken over his time machine.

So called "bottle shows" can be quite common in TV SF series. The name derives from the fact that they generally only take place on board the leading spacecraft associated with that program so they are cheap to make as they typically use standing sets and employ only the existing cast. The appearance of a "bottle show" usually means that the Producers are saving their money for more expensive episodes later in the season.

However such shows are rare in Doctor Who and unfortunately, Producer Geoff Cambridge-Smythe's attempt to make such a show was a dismal failure in artistic terms and on the basis of actual cost.

A whole two thirds of the episode was given over to the Doctor rushing through what was obviously the same TARDIS corridor over and over again opening doors in the search for Millicent. Said corridor was dressed to appear as if it were a different one each time, with occasionally only a change in lighting to give the impression that it was at a lower level of the ship. This might have been OK for a 1978 episode of Blake's 7, but the audiences of 2337 demanded a little more from their TV shows.

But the problem mainly lay with what was "behind" those doors... In a desperate attempt to avoid having to spend money on filming new sequences, the Doctor would fling open a TARDIS door, only to see some badly superimposed footage from old 1970's episodes of The Two Ronnies or 1980's BBC variety shows with cabaret dancers and crooning Irish singers reciting old folk songs in rocking chairs. The Doctor would of course spend a few minutes studying this archive material before closing the door and moving on to the next one. It was Cambridge-Smythe's ultimate dream for Doctor Who - the variety show he had always dreamed of!

This material was supposed to be long out of copyright and thus free to use. Alas for Cambridge-Smythe, this was not the case, on the basis that the satellite channel "Dave" had consistently repeated every single BBC show at least thirty-four times every year for the past three centuries and were still coining in royalties from each repeat having had the copyright automatically renewed on an annual basis.

The episode therefore became the most expensive single outing for Doctor Who in its entire history, and as a result, the BBC were forced to sell their expensive London headquarters to meet the fees and operate for the next ten years out of a small wooden shack on the south bank of the Thames.

Based of course on this scene from "The Beast Below":

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And here is an exclusive behind the scenes shot in which you can see that the entire vignette is indeed self-supporting - no trickery involved!

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During the 83rd Doctor's televised adventures, the recurring character of the Master, an evil Time Lord (one of the Doctor’s own race), was never consistently portrayed. Therefore he occasionally appeared as mildly slapstick, reckless and mischievous acquaintance of the Doctor, and sometimes he was depicted a supremely evil arch villain, depending on the requirements of the plot.

At times, reasoning that the show was originally aimed at children, the Master became akin to a modern-day version of the Child Catcher (see Chitty Chitty Bang Bang) and those particular plots would revolve around his insane schemes to imprison or enslave youngsters to found massive juvenile armies with which he could conquer the universe, or just annoy or kill kids, depending on his mood.

Thus, the Master’s TARDIS (which, unlike the Doctor's machine, had a fully operational chameleon circuit) would also change its appearance depending on the mood of the story. During various adventures, the machine appeared at times as a truncated stone obelisk, a Portaloo, a Punch & Judy cabinet, a postbox, a bridge, a sarcophagus and, in perhaps the Master’s most controversial story ever, a brightly-coloured ice-cream van.

The infamous ice-cream van incident occurred during the 342nd season adventure entitled “Desserts of Doomâ€

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Scholars of the Doctor Who television series will recall, if for no other reason than through my own enlightening articles on the era, that series 340-343 of the program were its most controversial. Regular readers of this series will also remember that season 343 saw a marked change in the series’ format, with the Doctor leaving the confines of the TARDIS and living in a Seattle apartment which he shared with a Dalek named Martin (and his raggedy old chair), a naughty Cybermat named Eddie, and Millicent, who became his housekeeper.

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Despite the change in setting, the series retained a certain SF air to it, albeit with light entertainment Producer Geoff Cambridge-Smythe’s own unique bent. The series now had a laughter track, and plots would centre around the Doctor’s dating exploits with alien lifeforms, and Millicent’s dallying with the Master, who had become obsessed with her beauty and who would hang around the apartment for no apparent reason, even if the Doctor was out.

With most episodes from the era now wiped since the infamous and highly destructive “Fandom Warsâ€

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During Doctor Who‘s history, there have been occasional celebratory or anniversary stories where our hero would accidentally meet a past incarnation of himself and/or old enemies from the show’s history. However aside from two cut scenes from the 3rd Doctor story Day of the Daleks, the Time Lord had skillfully managed to avoid ever bumping into his own present incarnation.

All that would change of course with the arrival of the 83rd Doctor, who, as we have previously seen, was utterly incompetent and incapable of avoiding trouble even if it was heavily signposted with flashing neon arrows.

Thus it was that, in 2337, having incorrectly calculated the date using a clapped out calculator, drunken BBC executives happily agreed that that the 341st season of Doctor Who could feature an extra special episode to celebrate the 375th anniversary of the show, a whole year ahead of the true 375th anniversary.

Not believing his luck, Producer Cambridge-Smythe immediately set about writing what he thought would be the “ultimateâ€

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The missing tenth instalment! This one was initially created as an exclusive for James Shields to include in a LEGO/SF related fanzine at the 2010 Worldcon. On the basis that the event has now finished, I can post it here.

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Paying a visit to the famous floating rocks of Krebulon VI, the 83rd Doctor and Millicent found themselves in a spot of bother after the TARDIS materialised on one of the smaller rocks, and an absent-minded K-9 sent them tumbling over the edge.

In a slightly existential twist necessitated by budgetary constraints, our heroes were forced to spend the next 45 minutes contemplating the meaning of existence before being rescued by their robotic friend whom, it was revealed, in a highly unlikely twist, had rockets built into the sides of his body all the time that enabled him to fly. Still, if it was good enough for R2D2, then it was good enough for K-9, albeit 336 years later.

It is not without a certain amount of irony that this episode, aired in 2338, was entitled “Hanging Onâ€

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Most records from the Derek Deadman years as the 83rd Doctor are of course lost on the basis that the BBC wisely destroyed all recordings of this era of the show, and the subsequent Fandom Wars saw the destruction of many more off-screen archives. However we have recently uncovered some exclusive off-air stills of the opening title sequence that ran during seasons 340-342 (2338-2338).

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Episode 14...

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The Season 341 adventure simply entitled “Stonedâ€

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Episode 15...

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By season 342 in the year 2338, Cambridge-Smythe’s new “showtimeâ€

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Episode 16...

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Apparently giving up on his travels in time to settle down in London, the Doctor decided to operate a Pizza Delivery service from the safety of his TARDIS. Operating under the promise of a “Guaranteed delivery half an hour BEFORE you place the order or your money back!â€

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Episode 18.

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Responding to a distress call from the planet Grenulos IV, a world suffering from hideous overpopulation, the 83rd Doctor and Millicent had to negotiate a tricky landing to avoid injury to the local people.

With the Doctor having picked what he thought was a suitable arrival spot where the relative density of the biomass was lower than the teeming hordes of people in the surrounding area, the TARDIS nevertheless caused a significant number of casualties when it finally materialised.

Alas, the spot picked for the landing was nothing less than the Grenulon Council Chamber, an area that was indeed less densely packed than the surrounding city, but nevertheless a room which was still filled to the rafters with the entire leadership of the planet.

With the President, Vice President, Defence Minister, Home Secretary, Education Minister and Foreign Minister squished beneath the mass of the time machine along with several hundred other Civil Servants and aides, no-one else on Grenulos IV could quite recall why the Doctor had been summoned in the first place.

Thus after a quick clean up and some heartfelt apologies, our heroes departed the planet shortly thereafter, only to see Grenulos IV smashed to atoms by a marauding battle fleet of Skeletoids who happened to be passing through the area, a fleet that the Grenulons had spotted several days previously and the cause of their original distress call.

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Episode 19.

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Making good use of the old childrens’ superstition about not stepping on the cracks in the pavement, the season 342 episode entitled “Tentacles of Terror” saw the 83rd Doctor and Millicent arrive in a strangely deserted 24th century London.

Deciding that it would be a good idea to do a little shoplifting for new clothes and some beer, our time-traveling heroes soon became embroiled in a fight for their very lives by slimy alien tentacled beings that lived underground.

These highly carnivorous aliens, known only as “The Chaggoth” came from the planet Chaglos IX where they survived by occasionally preying on the local dominant bipedal life-form. Unfortunately for them, a local group of environmentalists had recently outlawed all forms of walking, running, hopping, jogging, Moon-Walking or crawling and covered over all paved areas on the planet with turf in a misguided attempt to reverse rampant global warming.

Desperate for a new home planet, The Chaggoth had come to Earth, the spiritual home of pavement construction, where they found an environment that suited them, and where they were able to multiply.

Unfortunately for the inhabitants of London, The Chaggoth managed to wipe out two thirds of the walking population of the city before the Mayor decided it might be a good idea to evacuate and work out what the hell was going on.

The Doctor and Millicent were forced to improvise to defeat the Chaggoth, a task made all the more tricky on the basis that stepping on the cracks in the pavement meant almost certain death as tentacles would erupt from beneath the ground to allow local Chaggoths to absorb their victims.

This episode was a rare return to form for Doctor Who, featuring a largely intelligent plot (mid-episode musical interlude notwithstanding), some credible monsters and an eerily abandoned city as its backdrop.

Unfortunately the realism of the monsters saw the rates of child psychosis increase exponentially overnight, and soon the BBC was faced with litigation from all angles as thousands of parents filed law suits for the dry-cleaning of bedsheets, psychiatrists’ bills and a number of mental institution hospitalisations.

As for The Chaggoth, they were driven back to their homeworld by the Doctor’s ingenious use of pavement art that depicted what he would do to them if they didn’t leave. Alas, on their arrival back at Chaglos IX, they found that their natural food source had died out on the basis that it wasn’t allowed to walk to the shops any more.

(On the basis that Stephen Moffat seems determined to use every child-fear related cliche in the book for his (excellent) vision of Doctor Who, I thought I’d get in with this one first!)

Dr. S.

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