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PostPosted: Wed Nov 02, 2005 6:50 am 
Once upon a time there were 3 people, one named Hector, one Hektaur, and one named Huecchxteurr. Having no pieces of paper, they introduced themselves verbally. They all agreed they couldn't have the same name, and fought a battle to the death. After 22 seconds and 13 minutes and 14 hours and 23 years, only Huecchxteurr remained. Bloody, tired and hungry, Huecchxteurr realized the door to the DeathArena was locked from the outside. He was trapped!

Along came a magical chipmunk, who was in a baaaaaaad mood...

To Be Continued....

By Anyone...

But has to be good...

Or else...


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PostPosted: Wed Nov 02, 2005 6:56 am 
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Maybe Hactar can add something?

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Did he have a duck?

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echo-echo-echo ...

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 03, 2005 3:43 am 
The magic squirrell, or whatever the hell it was despised ducks, and turned the previous posters into the family antiquidae (french for antique squid) and then went to take a bath in sulfuric acid, and was never heard from again. meanwhile the ducks, ( i mean squids) decided to seek out the spaceborn computer HACTAR for some reason. Building a rocket based on one that had crashed earlier (Wink) the blasted off, rose 300 feet in the air, and crashed back. "I wish we had something better than wood planks and frogs to make a spaceship out of." Duck #1 Lamented. "Quak!" said the other, who wasn't anthropomorphic.


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Tony wrote:
Did he have a duck?


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Viaduct?

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Wow... what an incredibly disjointed thread...

???

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Sugar Free wrote:
Wow... what an incredibly disjointed thread...

???


You're right. Joints might be a big part of the problem here.

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Ken Socrates wrote:
Sugar Free wrote:
Wow... what an incredibly disjointed thread...

???


You're right. Joints might be a big part of the problem here.


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My Bob, all those Anatomy classes must be paying off, as i know those stuff...scary

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