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Dear DAC, I have accepted, my sixth-volume-version, known as "42 is the answer, but what´s the question anyhow?" will not be authorised.
So, the best I can do, to stay as closely as possible to the Hitch-Hiker´s and to my original manuscript, is to turn it into a parody.
Admittedly, it is going to be quite a nasty satire, all my frustrations and negative feelings will go in there and thereby purify me, so I can make a new start on the forum and be friends with everybody here. Promised!
So, please, don´t be too much sensitive about it, all great oeuvres are being parodied and you have to bear in mind I have tried everything to get the book authorised, in it´s original form.
I will upload the rough shape here, to present this to you in good time, there will be still a lot of time until the book is finished.
Comments are welcome.
The title. 24...!:
24 and then only dots, there is no more reference to the number being the meaning of life anymore, the number just lingers there somehow purposefully, with the three dots and the exclamation mark behind it.
The characters:
Philipp A. Deodorant
Daimler Chrysler
Tartifartblast
Phodax Peckerschlong, a two headed Ex-Pornstar of the species Wrkrs, specialised in on-cam intercourse between different species
Million and Mil, plus their daughter Rastafari
And so on.
The rough idea of the story before, on which the book is based:
Philipp A. Deodorant and his extraterrestrial friend Daimler Chrysler (an intergalactic salesman of a run-down cheap catalog firm for erotic articles of all different species, who wanted to put on an unconspicous name and maybe did this in a not entirely too skillfull way) go on an intergalactic journey together.
Maybe the wisest thing to do after the Earth had been made uninhabitable by a race of hyper-religious bigotists, by turning it into a crosspoint of an intergalactic sewer-system, only because they were pissed off about the fact the Earth was formerly chosen by certain powers to host the supercomputer Deep Thrilling, a sixth-dimensional thinking machine (abducted from sixth-dimensional beings in order to use for other purposes than intended. It is now used to obtain the question to the answer, that kept busy all beings in time and space: how big is the maximum frequency of a female being enabled to multiple orgasm of the species Deswrrfsk?)
For only on the surface this number is easy, and more or less reliable, to certify, by empiric procedures, through research and practical experiments – through a cosmical complot of beings just this very number, just recently specified by Deep Thrilling to be 24, now has gotten a total different meaning, one of almost cosmic importance, namely.
Indeed, it seems as if this procedure of posing the question would be of a much greater importance for man and market of intergalactic sex-toys, as was generally thought before!
Now, will Philipp, Daimler and another old extraterrestrial friend named Tartiblastfart succeed in finding the question to the answer, for which the result is 24? The answer to how many multiple orgasmn a female being ot the species Deswrrfsk is enabled?
Moreover, what then?
Along and on board are the old aquaintances Million and her parallel version Mil, as well as their daughter Rastafari, as well, of course, the rather too well known two-headed ex-pornstar of the species Wrsks, with the name Phodaz Peckerschlong (as always he is playing a rather dubious role in the whole thing).
It somehow seems at a not to close look as if this book might be something like the sequel of another rather well known book, yet it has to be a mistake, for this is an inifinite universe and such things happen, mate. It is hereby made clear that this isn´t the case.
_________________ Jochen Lembke, Europe´s cab-driving writer, Germany, England, Switzerland and so on, the cab-world-record that goes on and on, and author of the best H2G2-sixth volume ever written or else money back! Blog in English language: http://ejochenlembke.wordpress.com/
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