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"...So I'm gonna take too many pictures, laugh too much and love like I've never been hurt; and I'm not going to regret any of it. Because every 60 seconds I spend upset is a minute of happiness I can never get back."

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That guy's being awfully forward with that donkey.

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πουτανα, σε παρακαλώ!


Okay, forgive me if it's explained in a thread elsewhere, but what does that mean???

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πουτανα, σε παρακαλώ!


Okay, forgive me if it's explained in a thread elsewhere, but what does that mean???

"If you can read this, thank a babel fish."

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πουτανα, σε παρακαλώ!


Okay, forgive me if it's explained in a thread elsewhere, but what does that mean???


Bitch, please!

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πουτανα, σε παρακαλώ!


Okay, forgive me if it's explained in a thread elsewhere, but what does that mean???


Bitch, please!


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"But my job today wasn't to reflect on the history of my planet's new government. It wasn't 2412 anymore. It was 2415, and the rules had changed."
-from Alpha Squad 7: Lady Nocturne: A Tek Jansen Adventure

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SerenityScape's sig wrote:
Stephen Colbert has a level 23 magic user in Dungeons and Dragons. What's a level 23 magic user? Just somebody you don't wanna mess with.


Somebody with balls.

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Why am I surrounded by such blithering idiots...
Oh yah its a hall of mirrors. :P

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mg
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Bricks can hear our thoughts, but don't care about anything they've heard so far. It is their bane to coexist with us all the while being bombarded with ideas that don't interest them in the least. -Moongodess

Ha! Where'd you dig that up?

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That was *AGES* ago! That was very soon after I joined the forum. I remember it was that and your David Bowie comment at around the same time.

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I remember the alternative version that starts " Blokes can hear our thoughts..."

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I love that bricks quote, it's so awesome.

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mg
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Is it still on your wall?

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Fenchurch
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It's on my facebook favorite quotes section.. :razz:


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Can i just add that im happy because i know where Dukey got his sig from? Or are we out of time?

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He's not talking about Carl?

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The cruelest form of torture one can inflict on a kender is to lock him up. Of course, it is also widely believed that the cruelest form of torture one can inflict on any other species, is to lock them up with a kender.


As for my new one, I just love the look on Kaylee's face in that scene.

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As for my new one, I just love the look on Kaylee's face in that scene.


Sure it's not that you just love hearing Kaylee talk about sex? :wink:

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Jessi wrote:
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As for my new one, I just love the look on Kaylee's face in that scene.


Sure it's not that you just love hearing Kaylee talk about sex? :wink:


I can listen to Kaylee ramble about sex (which she does often) and not be bored by it. :razz:

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Fenchurch wrote:
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As for my new one, I just love the look on Kaylee's face in that scene.


Sure it's not that you just love hearing Kaylee talk about sex? :wink:


I can listen to Kaylee ramble about sex (which she does often) and not be bored by it. :razz:
Well, she is HOT, let's face it (no pun intende I'm sure), but seriously, the look of absolute, undiluted joy on her face, I mean, It's grrreat

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"I've frequently not been on boats."
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Love the new one CJ. Arrested Development will live forever!

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Even if it has TBA.

Or Graft Verses Host.

Or BS.

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Arrested Development will live forever!

...except that it won't.


They stopped producing new episodes, y'see...

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πουτανα, σε παρακαλώ!

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The truth is that i lost it before i found this post......

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I just added the "There is no try, only Zuul."

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I noticed.

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Your sig reminds me of Clerks: The Animated Series.

Bailiff: All rise for the honorable Judge Reinhold.
[everyone in the court laughs]
Bailiff: Show some respect for Judge Reinhold. Sorry, Judge.
Judge Reinhold: That's alright. It's more laughs than I got in "Head Office."

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Well, the show was originally called Judge Reinhold, but then Judge was convinced it should be called Mock Trial with J. Reinhold.

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Which was a shame, because they had already printed all those magazine ads.

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