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Hello my name is kK stoned, I am 16 years old but in a couple of weeks I will turn 17. I got into the whole H2G2 when a couple years ago I was getting into Radiohead's music and then I listened to Paranoid Android by them (which is an amazing, amazing, amazing song), and when I read up on the song I found out that the title was from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Me being the whacko Radiohead fan that I was becoming, I decided to check out the book. So I bought the first one, and then read it in two days. It was a damn good book. Then I bought the other four books in the series, and they were all fantastic novels also. Later on in my life I would also buy both of the Dirk Gently books also

I really love music, and I have to say that Radiohead and Elvis Costello are my main heroes although I listen to quite a bit of other music as well. Bruce Campbell rocks also and I love the Evil Dead movies hehe. I love other movies as well (movies are awesome aren't they?). I go on the computer a lot to surf the internet or play games, and I have a neglected Xbox as well. I want to marry Zooey Deschanel but she is eight years older than me

Ethnicity wise I am Korean-American, talkative (but also not talkative at times), and I don't look Korean according to many Korean folk, heh heh.

So yeah, this message board looks awesome because I always wanted to post at an active H2G2 board and now I've found one

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We suck ze young blood!

www.nightswitch.com
www.shhsai.com

Welcome. Have a non-alcoholic welcoming brew:



Given your likes, etc, you're going to fit in just fine.

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Shoes. - Doctor #3

Hello, Mr. Stoned. I'd welcome you with a pint, but since you're under-aged, we'll have to put that off for a few years. I suppose I'll suffer and have two for the both of us until then.

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"Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings."

Thanks for the brew!

And it's cool Emily, we can always drink soda or something

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We suck ze young blood!

www.nightswitch.com
www.shhsai.com

Welcome! Have a fistful of boomstick!

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The truth ain't like puppies. A bunch of 'em running around, you pick your favorite.

There's nothing funny about a plastic vagina.

The Epic Project. It happened. Way too late.

Welcome, kK stoned!
Have a moon:

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"Oh I'm a meat eater too. I love meat. Expecially meat with melted cheese." ... number 302079
(... don't piss us off)

Thanks guys, I love boomsticks and chainsaws and the moon too cuz the moon gives us light at night!

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We suck ze young blood!

www.nightswitch.com
www.shhsai.com

Welcome aboard!

Have what I'm currently listening to:

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Personally, I believe joblessness is one of the core prerequisites for creativity. - OZ

Welcome, kK! I would give you a stone biro if my computer wasn't in repair and I wasn't using a crappy one that's somehow managed to have it's Google Images disabled whether you liked them or not. But you know, it's the thought that counts.

Hey! Have an incredibly huge space.













































































Use it well.

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Well what if there is no tomorrow? There wasn't one today!

Thank you Puff_of_Logic 34 and Veet for the welcome and that lovely piece of space

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We suck ze young blood!

www.nightswitch.com
www.shhsai.com

Welcome kK, here's a girl with a gun:



She's crazy, so just stay on her good side.

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So long...etc.

I don't know whether to seize the oppurtunity or let a more experience innuendo-er make the best of this.

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Personally, I believe joblessness is one of the core prerequisites for creativity. - OZ

Go for it Puff, others can follow.

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So long...etc.

There's too much... Only Tony or Seymour could ball it all into one comment. I actually feel evil thinking of this stuff, so I'm saving my innocence...

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Personally, I believe joblessness is one of the core prerequisites for creativity. - OZ

I don't know what the others are talking about.

So, have an Army recruitment poster:

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The drug purportedly affected an area of the brain called "Shatner's Bassoon"

I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body. Then I realized who was telling me this.
http://s267.photobucket.com/albums/ii297/h2g230/

oh wow another Radiohead fan. welcome!

have a Thom

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Batman: Nobody wants war.

Robin: Gee, Batman. Belgravia's such a small country. We'd beat them in a few hours.

Batman: Yes, and then we'd have to support them for years.

Welcome, kK. Have an interesting bit of technology from yester-year that I found when I did a search for 'kk'. If you do your homework and find the site where this pic came from you will see that, in a random roundabout way, it ties in with the Radiohead theme. Enjoy!

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www.nocandyasses.com

"The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule."--H.L. Mencken

www.campaignforliberty.com

Cool pictures everyone, heh heh.

You guys are crazy cool

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We suck ze young blood!

www.nightswitch.com
www.shhsai.com

awww... i think it´s great when you still feel the need to point out you are going to be much older very soon!

but hey, kk, welcome aboard, make yourself comfortable and meet the neighbours:
corruption-wise you might be wary of seymour, tony and emily (although she plays innocent for now) ...
moon goddess is powerful and wise, but beware!
see drongo when you feel there´s too little weirdness in your life.
a pic says more than a post? stejacorca is your man!
wanna talk over a pint or two? see gusty.
fenchurch is our ex-forum toaster babe and bitch-in-training ... but actually quite nice and pretty.
fancy monica belluci? see happ-no-giri.
chris casono´s is your hollywood connection.
then there´s gonzoid ...
and ken! expect short essays on creative weirdness there, too.
finally, "the man": the duke of dunstable. if you want to get on his good side, call him "lord dunstable". he OWNS this place, man.

and dang, there are many, many more. all special in their own way. i´m running out of time, unfortunately, but i´m sure you´ll get to know those guys and this place pretty soon.
have fun!

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"The human gene pool needs more lifeguards!
Either that or stronger chlorination...." (Pitbull)

Welcome!

Have a

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A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal. - Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900)
[img]http://www.millan.net/minimations/smileys/kittifer.gif[/img]

get used to it. we are teh sex. the coolest people you will ever meet. well maybe not me but some of the other ones in here

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Batman: Nobody wants war.

Robin: Gee, Batman. Belgravia's such a small country. We'd beat them in a few hours.

Batman: Yes, and then we'd have to support them for years.

Yeah, Chocc, you sure are...

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Personally, I believe joblessness is one of the core prerequisites for creativity. - OZ

Right ho, here you go.

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Well what if there is no tomorrow? There wasn't one today!

Man the welcomes are overwhelming, lol. This is probably the nicest introduction I ever got on a message board

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We suck ze young blood!

www.nightswitch.com
www.shhsai.com

Welcome KK!

Have a stone(ed) castle!

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When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

Henny Youngman

But you're the peoples poet! How can you get cooler than that?

"What's your favourite sort of gig, pig? Barry Manilow, or the black and white minstrel show..."

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Before long now, I'll reach the age where farting will be an essential part of propulsion.
(...don't piss us off)

Welcome, have a radio head and some kk stones!

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Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.
(Douglas Adams, "Last Chance to See")

In return for all these wonderful gifts, I give this to you all in return:

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We suck ze young blood!

www.nightswitch.com
www.shhsai.com

Do we have to share?

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The truth ain't like puppies. A bunch of 'em running around, you pick your favorite.

There's nothing funny about a plastic vagina.

The Epic Project. It happened. Way too late.

Open it up, open it up ... I'll bet there's even more goodies inside!

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"Oh I'm a meat eater too. I love meat. Expecially meat with melted cheese." ... number 302079
(... don't piss us off)

Probably this:

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The truth ain't like puppies. A bunch of 'em running around, you pick your favorite.

There's nothing funny about a plastic vagina.

The Epic Project. It happened. Way too late.

Be careful. This might be some sort of hitchiker equivalent of The Luggage

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D.
The Thirteenth Triskaidekaphobe
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Shhh, everyone!

Can you hear ticking?

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The drug purportedly affected an area of the brain called "Shatner's Bassoon"

I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body. Then I realized who was telling me this.
http://s267.photobucket.com/albums/ii297/h2g230/

What is it? Watches? Clocks? Other forms of time-telling instruments?

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The truth ain't like puppies. A bunch of 'em running around, you pick your favorite.

There's nothing funny about a plastic vagina.

The Epic Project. It happened. Way too late.

Erm, sorry. That's just me and my nervous habit of tapping a pencil on my desk.

I think it contains a giant blow-up figure of Belinda Carlisle. Er, sorry again. That was me daydreaming. Penguins. I vote for penguins. Dammit! I think I'll have to come back to this later. The drugs are obviously taking effect.

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www.nocandyasses.com

"The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule."--H.L. Mencken

www.campaignforliberty.com

Hi.

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"Poo" -- Hungry Joe January 7th, 1923

Hi

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We suck ze young blood!

www.nightswitch.com
www.shhsai.com

Whoo-hoo! A half-asian person!! I-Am-Not-Alone!!! Muahahahaha...


Oh..erm...yeah


Welcome. Enjoy your stay, Don't worry about us, we don't bite. Unless you want us to



(doh!)

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WWJD... for a Klondike bar?

Seymour might.

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Well what if there is no tomorrow? There wasn't one today!

Oh well my blood is 100 percent Korean, but I was born in California

Unless you meant ethnicity wise, then yeah I am half Korean and Half American (or whatever, lol).

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We suck ze young blood!

www.nightswitch.com
www.shhsai.com

Greetings young stone. Have a rosetta!

And Welcome!

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I have turned a new leaf: everyday from here-on-out I shall make it a point to do some random act of bravery and then run like hell
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