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PostPosted: Sat Aug 27, 2005 4:32 pm 
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I've a feeling that he's a bit shy, so I figured I might as well take the initiative and extend
a hearty DAC welcome to our newest pal, Handjobs.

I know he's not one to blow his own horn so I thought I'd introduce him. He's a Professor
of Theology at Notre Dame University but still practices his "true calling" as a street graffiti
artist. He's single but claims he can get "hot russian babes" anytime he wants so he's pretty
popular at parties beacuse of that and the dozen or so parlour tricks he can perform with
his exquisite collection of antique swords and daggers. His parents were both Dentists.

Besides all that though, he says he's not completely spiritually satisfied in life and is considering
joining the Peace Corps. He's a little rough around the edges but has a heart of gold and I'm
sure he'll fit in quite nicely here.

And he's good with his hands, I guess.

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That's a very nice story Ken. I was especially moved by the graffiti part, as it's always good to see someone doing their thing on the streets.

And I guess the dentist part explains a lot.

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Welcome HJ

With both your parents being dentists, I'd guess you have the best set of teeth we could ever come across, huh?

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Welcome HJ

With both your parents being dentists, I'd guess you have the best set of teeth we could ever come across, huh?


Yes, and he'll take them out for you if you ask him nicely. :mrgreen:

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Lay off the guy. If he turns out to be a wanker you can beat him all you want. No need to get him off the board right away. If he really is that cool, maybe we should use a hands on approach. Offcourse, with a name like that he may just want to jerk us around.

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Welcome Handjobs! :mrgreen:

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There are times when you get suckerd in by drugs and alchohol and sex with Women. (ummkay) But it's when you do these things to much that you become an addict, and you must get back in touch.

you can do it it's all up to you (mkayy) with a little plan you can change your life today. You dont have to spend your life addicted to smack. Homeless on the streets giving handjobs for crack. Follow my plan and very soon you will say, its easy mmkay.

Step 1: Instead of ass say buns, like "kiss my buns" or "you're a buns hole"

Step 2: Instead of shit say poo, as in "bull poo", "poo head" and this "poo is cold"

Step 3: With bitch drop the t cuz bich is latin for generosity

Step 4: Dont say fuck any more cuz fuck is the worst word that you can say. So just use the word mmkay!

(we can do it it's all up to us! mmkay)
mmkay
(with a little plan we can change our lifes today)
you can change it today

(you dont have to spend your life)
Homeless on the streets giving handjobs for cash. Follow this plan and very soon you will say Its easy mmkay!

Step 1: Instead of ass say buns, like "kiss my buns" or "you're a buns hole"

Step 2: Instead of shit say poo, as in "bull poo", "poo head" and this "poo is cold"

Step 3: With bitch drop the t cuz bich is latin for generosity

Step 4: Dont say fuck any more cuz fuck is the worst word that you can say.
Cuz fuck is the worst word that you can say
Cuz fuck is the worst word that you can say

We shouldn't say fuck, no we shouldn't say fuck, fuck nooooo!!!>

Your cured, you can go!

We don't have to spend our lives shootin up in the trash
Homeless on the streets giving handjobs for cash
Follow this plan and very soon you will saaay

Its easy mmkay!

(It's easy mmkay!)

It's easy mmkay

(It's easy mm
It's easy mm
It's easy mmkay)

Mmkay
Mmkay
Mmkay

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Welcome Handjobs! Have a hand jive.
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I know a cat named Way-Out Willie
He got a cool little chick named Rockin' Millie
He can Walk and Stroll and Suzy-Q
And do that crazy Hand Jive too

Papa told Willie You'll ruin my home
You and that Hand Jive has got to go
Willie said Papa don't put me down
They doin' that Hand Jive all over town
Hand Jive, Hand Jive, Hand Jive, doin' that crazy Hand Jive!
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Welcome, Handjob. I've known your sister, Rosie Palm, very intimately over the years. She was a really good friend in high school.

And college.

And since then.

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Yeah. And they're both from the north so they're a couple of yanks.

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There was a lot of friction between them. I heard one had a stroke :happy:

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Two jerks & a squirt.

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Two jerks & a squirt.

OK
That one's worth a second go.

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:lol: :lol:

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moongoddess wrote:
Seymour the Fractal Cat wrote:
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Two jerks & a squirt.

OK
That one's worth a second go.


I'll need a cigarette & half an hour to get my breath back.

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SEYMOUR! :shock:





I never knew you smoked!

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Freud would have a field day.

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If Freud was alive he would surf the internet for the various sexuialities. then kill himself in despair. In his days noone would wear diapers, noone would be turned on by asian women with (And I am not making this up) 2 foot long noses, gay people with (Still not made up) four arms.

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Words cannot accurately express how much I'm laughing right now.

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A little pressie the moongod sent me the other day.
Nice, innut?

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It is nice. Thank him for me, I needed this laugh.

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The package is the $lots of millions he wants to deposit in your bank account for safekeeping?

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To be sure ...

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Probably from this site, an old DAC favourite:
http://www.419eater.com/html/letters.htm

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A couple of years ago, a friend sent me this one, which I thought was quite funny:
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Highly Confidential.

Hello,

I’m Dick Cheney, Vice-President of the United States of America,
writing you from an undisclosed location. I am writing you because
I have been informed that you are a person of high character who
would be a reliable business partner.

I’m the former CEO of Halliburton, an international oil services
company. A considerable percent of my former company’s business
is conducted in the oil rich nation of Nigeria. Sometimes my former
company has to bribe prominent officials in the government in order
to have policies enacted that are favorable to the company’s
business goals. Although this is a regrettable practice, it is
necessary for my former company to maintain its position as a
global oil services company. As I am sure you are aware, my
former company was recently exposed for bribing a government
official for $2.4 million in order to get a tax break. My former
company doesn’t want to be exposed in the media like this again
and that’s why I have contacted you.

An unnamed official at my former company has informed me they
need to make a $5 million kickback payment to a prominent
government official in an important regulatory agency, or their
ability to do business in Nigeria will be severely compromised.
My former company needs an individual of high character like
yourself in order to forward this $5 million kickback payment
through your bank account. In return for your service you will
receive a payment of $2.5 million in one hundred, fifty and twenty
dollar bills, plus immunity from prosecution. If anybody tries to
expose what you’ve done in the media, I’ll have him detained
indefinitely under the PATRIOT Act.

Please contact me at my e-mail address and I will arrange to discuss
this transaction with you further: vice.president@whitehouse.gov. I
look forward to hearing from you. Perhaps someday I’ll let you hang
out with me at my undisclosed location.

Best and God Bless,

Dick Cheney


The really funny follow up is that the guy who was fired from Halliburton following the Nigeria bribery scandal was a Mr Jack Stanley - a distant relative of mine :???:

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(which is where the link behind the ellipsis my previous post takes you ...)

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((Not Halliburton, but uhm, wot Tony said.))

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Who thought that this group would have so much fun with a Handjob?

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I know, for a member that I said would soon be gone, not to mention that they have never posted, it seems a lot of people like Handjobs.

Oh, wait... :happy:

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I know, for a member that I said would soon be gone, not to mention that they have never posted, it seems a lot of people like Handjobs.

Oh, wait... :happy:

Oh - Handjobs won't be posting anything ... I've seen to that.

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(I kind of guessed that was the case) I guess we'll just have to keep his/her memory alive in this thread.

Or not, if you'd rather us leave it alone.

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Oh, no - by all means - have at it.

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I, personally, like Handjobs.
Nothing can make you feel better than Handjobs.
When you're feeling lonely, call Handjobs.
When you're feeling depressed, call Handjobs.
What can you do for fun when you don't have any money? Handjobs.
Handjobs is the best friend a person could have.
I thank Bob every day for Handjobs.

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Now, how many spammers can brag about getting their own themesong?

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I know, for a member that I said would soon be gone, not to mention that they have never posted, it seems a lot of people like Handjobs.

Oh, wait... :happy:

Oh - Handjobs won't be posting anything ... I've seen to that.


i guess typing with one hand makes posting too hard for him anyway.
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Didn't think about it like that, but that's true Nell.

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Maybe not just posting ... :mrgreen:

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Who thought that this group would have so much fun with a Handjob?


Just about everybody that knows us I'd have thought...

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