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MWELLS14
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 3:06 pm 
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Just thought I would stop by and say .......Hi I am new here.....pardon my fumbling.......

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Fumbling is positively encouraged around here mate. Fumble away!

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The fumble with the humble. Cheers and welcome aboard!

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Welcome welcome! It's customary to have some gifts foisted on you, so here's mine.

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Welcome welcome! It's customary to have some gifts foisted on you, so here's mine.

If we ever meet, I will buy you a beer.

Cheapskate, when we met I bought you a bicycle.

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Scratch wrote:
Thrithwaite wrote:
Welcome welcome! It's customary to have some gifts foisted on you, so here's mine.

If we ever meet, I will buy you a beer.

Cheapskate, when we met I bought you a bicycle.


Yeah. When do I get the saddle?

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hey wells, make your self at home! i love your avatar.

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Ooohh. Smart.

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MWELLS14
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Many thanks for all the gifts............I am sure I shall enjoy them all.......and as a token of my gratitude I offer you this sexy cellist




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MWELLS14 wrote:
http://lh5.ggpht.com/_1vjrWn9UksU/SXm8fUpiPUI/AAAAAAAACnM/CW2KpENuAls/003_old_gerl3.jpg


link not worky.

which is a pity because those AAAAAAAAA´s look promising.

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MWELLS14
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sorry just part of my fumbling...........but i think it works now...........pardon me while i have a mild sedative.

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Nice pic...the cellist, I mean.

The conductor Thomas Beecham said, not wrote:
"Madam, you have between your legs an instrument that is capable of giving pleasure to thousands, and all you can do is scratch it".

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I have always loved the cello.........It is on my list of things to learn to play.....




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Nice pic...the cellist, I mean.

The conductor Thomas Beecham said, not wrote:
"Madam, you have between your legs an instrument that is capable of giving pleasure to thousands, and all you can do is scratch it".

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I think a woman playing a cello is one of the most erotic combinations.

I know! I need therapy...

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Thrithwaite wrote:
I think a woman playing a cello is one of the most erotic combinations.

I know! I need therapy...

Bullshit! Last week you said it was a woman riding a rodeo machine dressed like Nora Batty.

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Hello everyone
I am new here and would like to say hello. My name is Ashton and i am from US and i found this site from Google search. I have been surfing this site for five days and thought to registration. currently i am doing job in MNC company as a Software engineer.

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Hi ashtonfarell!

Don't be so modest, you can have a thread of your own here :wink:
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Welcome ashtonfarell, have a seat.
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yum, that looks AWESOME!!!

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