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DaveH
PostPosted: Wed May 06, 2009 7:09 am 
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This keeps cropping up as an advert on my gmail to go with Hitchhiker related emails.

"Our cotton towel cakes, are an exclusive and gorgeous range of hand packed towel cakes. They have been creatively and seductively packed as slices of delicious chef's choice patisserie and deli-styled miniature cakes and cake slices especially for gifts, keepsakes or favours.

Although they look delicious enough to eat, a towel cake is made of 100% cotton. So if you can't resist the temptation of these gorgeous, delicious towel cakes, you can unravel your cotton towel cake to wipe your face...

Our towel cakes are available in a variety of flavours and accents creating a realistic looking cake ranging from our yummy-looking Strawberry Roll, Delectable Cherry Mousse and the Sumptuous Chocolate Slice."

www.Razal.co.uk/TowelCakes

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Iain, maybe you should start packing bananas seductively? Might be money in it...

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Might be nasty agressive spiders in it too.

But these days indeed, any idea is welcome. I shall send a team off to see if they can find a use for seductive bananas.

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Iain wrote:
Might be nasty agressive spiders in it too.

But these days indeed, any idea is welcome. I shall send a team off to see if they can find a use for seductive bananas.


An old but still interesting suggestion:

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Or the Carmen Miranda line, could be interesting.
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The Duke of Dunstable wrote:
Iain, maybe you should start packing bananas seductively? Might be money in it...


There's money in the banana stand.

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link not worky.

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Strange. It worked on Wednesday when I posted it. Try http://www.razal.co.uk/gifts/towel-cakes/cat_44.html
or just http://www.razal.co.uk/ and the Towel Cakes are listed under Gifts.

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ah, this is better. yum.
... now i want cake!!!

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