Continuations of a theme: "Lion's Gate" (a poly sci soap opera)
music by john cage, and the railing on the second floor of the MOMA FtWorth as you walk towards the lift)....
CONSPIRACY THEORY II -- the ultimate sequel...
So, (spoilers, etc)
based on the "cross product" of:
Conspiracy Theory (Mel Gibson, etc)
- the art moment is when she ??name??
finds out from ??name?? (played by
Patrick Stewart) that, "But, when
John Hinkley tried to assisnate
President Reagan, that's when we
realised that we'd lost control".
Harry Potter and "he who must not be named"
So, a black man is elected president of the US
-- not by any actual conspiracy, but simply
the fact that more than than the usual 12%
of the populace actually voted.
However, a covert group of Republicans,
",,, and the rest" (ie, David Duke proto-neo-nazi's,
revelationists (last time they thought that
Anwar Sadat was the Anti-christ ("yes! I mean
you didn't actually see him fall!!!" - ie, when
he was (supposedly) assasinated)...
Anyway, moderately convervatives are forming
so-called "Tea Parties" (as in the whole
Boston Harbor thing of wehy back whindt: 1770)...
So, these "t parties" (no idea what that really means,
heard it on one of the CONSERV stations that me
dad lissens to) are planning to take over the
(note that this is NOT part of the so-called
Zaktaar Conspiracy - which is meant to undermaine
all of the world's governments, by a combination
of leader incompetence (hardly a challenge ;),
computer viruses and of course gum disease)
they have three major plans for this;
1) Prove that the Masons (in combination with
the CIA, NSA, and of course PBS and BBC-2)
are in fact the direct blood descendents of
the ancient druids and as such have been
planning the over turn of the world's gold
standard by the so-called globalisation and
international monetary stabilsation efforts
-- along with making sure that ALL nature
photographers are registered and easily
(there always has to be THREE items to any agenda
for total world domination -- even if it may not
(directly of course) involve the OCO (Orbital
Carbon Observatory - launched earlier this am,
-- pegassis/torus booster wert off with only a
minor power stant up prob. or Mice on Europa)
(counter to this, is a group of ultra-radical
Christians who think the pres is actually Jesus
-- a dark skinned man, with nappy hair according
to one interpretation of Revelations, etc).
Another group in the mean time tries to play
blacks against hispanics (and visa-a-versa)
-- so, that (remember old Hitler - nice chap
what?): Divide and conquer.
And yet another group, just HOPES (that small,
persistent word) that things will just get by...
Meanwhile, a yet radically ostracised group
of weirdos, "Council of the WyrdSisters Advisory Group",
Lesbians for tollerance, Gays for tollerance, and
Duck hunters with cameras, and of course
Tree hugging hippies with training in both
the classics and sciences only want to colonise
the moon, so as to establish million-square-mile
game reserves and contemplate prime numbers and
the ideas of fractals expressed as semi-chotic
quantum mechanical operations in a spin-free
Pauli space (errk, ahm methinks i migte just be
one of these - without the tele-photo attatchment for
my camera, but instea a sketch pad, a dark black
pen, and of course, a couple of granola bars and
a pocket bottle of drinking water, hm,,
that would of a group of card-carrying gaia
worshipers and others guilty of recycling be a mem of
So, what do you think?
Remember: THIS IS ONLY A THEORY..
IF THIS WERE AN ACTUAL POSSIBILITY, YOU WOULD
HAVE ALREADY BEEN INSTRUCTED WHERE TO TUNE
YOUR RADIO DIAL....
WE CONTROL THE TRANMISSION,
PLEASE STAND BY,
THE NEXT VOICE YOU HEAR
..(no, not God - a commercial, youse mugs!!)...
Stan: And they call me dim.
Ollie: They certainly do, shall we?
...(they sitdown, take out a few boiled eggs,
and other things to eat and lay out a
hobo's picnic whilest waiting for Didi
(Sartre) and Gogo (Camus) and of course
Godot (Larry Mathers as 'the beaver')...
...(revised as a matter of inter-stellar policy; this post
does not reflect the political (or non-political) leanings
of the Galactic Central Council, nor any of its ascribed
representatives, ducks, or other punctuation)...
... etc, etc.
well, it can ONLY get worse from here..
and then *maybe* (before the bitter end), it
might (just might) get better. But, of course,
seeing limited amount of human intellegence,
compassion and a complete adherence to
a NON torture world (the only way i've got it
to be understood is this: ONLY people who
have never been tortured would even think
of defending a (any, all, etc - STAT) policy
that has torture (or even the threat there-of)
as part of its policy.
me? Why use torture, when you can use
all of the very nice pharaceuticals avail.
(well, that or art theory classes on Tu/Th or
M/W/F - only).
NOTE: Normally, a wibble (or one of its mimbilous evolutes)
would go here. However, to get Mel Gibson we're going
to need every last copper, silfer, and niffler we'll need.
Now, Mel Brookes, i think we can get for dimes on the
street - or at least one of Zero Mostel's eye brows sold
at Southerly's in open bidding with Nash-Sorenson "buy-back"
oh, wht the hey
wibble! wibble? \?/Los wibblos\?/ When jess being a simple wibble ain' enuf for e'en cow girlz...
(but with a flourish, natch)...
Time is an illusion; lunchtime doubly so.
But, it IS a persistent one - what, what?
or may they carrie O'n his """great""
v. tiorrh d'd... v. nice shaik muskiK..
sht: thgse wind seem'n to be getting closruer..
andour bths isn't 3/4 cply wood protK's , d....
and (sings t m' self - th "fleru in scots land....)
frank r.h. leeding and ec..
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