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These
are quotes, totally ripped out of context to make them
even funnier, that the forumers have posted in various threads on the
Forums.
They have been submitted by other forumers, because they
found them funny. If you find a post you think qualifies
for this page, copy it and put it in a mail or PM along with
the name of the poster, the date it was posted and a
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members area. Last updated on November 13, 2005, latest
submissions at bottom of page.
"Steven
Segal is an excellent choice... wait, what's the
position we're talking about?"
Posted by Rick
Mueller on August
13, 2004.
Submitted by Scratch
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"Well,
better not screw things up with divinity."
Posted
by The
Duke of Dunstable on September
15, 2004.
Submitted by Scratch
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"I
just realized... I said "Dolphins'll
suck" on a DNA board."
Posted by
gonzoid
on September
19, 2004.
Submitted by Scratch
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"To
be considered a trendy man-in-the-know in the late
‘70s, one would simply strap on a cheap plastic
band around his wrist with semi-legible flashing
digital numbers."
Posted
by Deano
Bravo on October
4, 2004.
Submitted by The
Duke of Dunstable
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| "This
must be those new digital ink shirts that
connect back to the master server and update
frequently."
Posted by boynamedsue
on October
11, 2004.
Submitted by moongoddess
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"I
don't understand websites - I just write words."
Posted by MJ
Simpson on November
17, 2004.
Submitted by The
Duke of Dunstable
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| "I
would respond to this with a logical argument of
why your point is wrong. But i'm not even going to
speak to you until you get rid of the
cheese."
Posted by boynamedsue
on November
19, 2004.
Submitted by moongoddess
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"We
bought some flyswatters shaped like Texas and
wrapping paper."
Posted by
gonzoid on
December 3, 2004.
Submitted by
moongoddess
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| "That
was no grandma, that was me in a dress and some
Rick Baker designed prosthetic makeup"
Posted
by Seymour
the Fractal Cat on December
21, 2004.
Submitted by Scratch.
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"I
dunno... first of all, hippos kill more humans in
Africa every year than any other animal, and
windows may be transparent, but they're after all
made of vampires."
Posted by Filip
on January
13, 2005.
Submitted by Shikala.
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| "Is
that a Llama? Looks more like a transvestite
chicken."
Posted by
Lord-z
on February
5, 2005.
Submitted by
Shikala.
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"And
the fezzes aren't working. I asked some shriner
chap if I could have a moon, and he poured his gin
and tonic all over me."
Posted by
Chris
on February
8, 2005.
Submitted by
gonzoid.
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"I
flippin' hate it when reality out-weirds me."
Posted by
Ken Socrates
on
November 03, 2005.
Submitted by
Nellodee.
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"Oh yeah, sometimes my
mistakes turn out better than my intentions."
Posted by
SerenityScape on
November 04, 2005.
Submitted by
Difool.
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